... The man then went to the toilet. As he was going (not literally) he heard a voice say "Get out - we don't want your sort in here!!!" and on his way back he heard the same voice say "I thought I told you to get out you f****** b******!!!" So he says to the bartender "You won't believe this, I've just heard another voice on the way to the toilet and it was having a right go at me!" So the bartender says "That'll be the cigarette machine. Its out of order."