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| Welcome to the world-renowned JOKE EMAIL! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Friday 28th May, 2004 105,000 subscribers Add expressions to your email - for FREE! Get them all, by clicking here - download now! Click Here __________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed at the JokeEmail.com site. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hey guys... .. And another weekend rolls into view. Luckily, it looks like the weather will be VERY sweet for the next couple of days, which means yours truly will be sat in the garden reading the paper, catching some rays, and generally just taking it easy. It's a hard life ;-) As for my travel plans, they're still a 'work in progress'. I'm anxiously awaiting my contract from my prospective new employer, and I don't wanna jinx everything by booking airline tickets so I've resolved to wait until it's signed and sealed before cracking into the planning. BUT, due to certain financial issues which just happen to have constrained me, it looks like the route will likely be Western Oz, Thailand, Laos, Cambodia, Vietnam, China, then Hong Kong. I did fancy living it up in Nepal and Bhutan as well - showing the locals how to 'party hard' - however these plans evaporated rather swiftly after: a) discovering the British Foreign Office advises against "non-essential travel to two Nepal provinces" (due to potential dangers caused by the Maoist rebels) b) confirming that Bhutan is so thrilled to have tourists visit that they levy a $200 DAILY CHARGE. Err.. much as I'd love to see that tiny isolated corner of Asia, $200 PER DAY is a slightly steep charge, I think you'd agree. So, if anyone has a spare (used) copy of the Lonely Planet for South East Asia, throw it my way (I'll pay postage). Tommy's back on the well-trodden tourist trail! Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + New Funny Pic: CLEAN: Being a Bear would be EASY! http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/bear.htm AOL + Are you looking for savings on products you use everyday? Visit Quality Health today and see the coupons, free samples and special offers our members enjoy each and everyday. Click Here + General Joke I hate those hoax warnings, but this one is very important!!! Please send this to everyone you know: If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your bum, DO NOT show him your bum. This is a scam!! He only wants to see your bum. I wish I'd got this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap. + Get FREE smileys! Get them all, by clicking here - download now! Click Here + Marriage Joke Mike and Joan were having some problems at home and were giving each other the "silent treatment." But then Mike realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early morning drive with some pals to a golf match. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and so lose the "war"), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 am." The next morning, Mike woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 am and that his friends would have left for the golf course without him. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't awakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 am. Wake up." Men simply are not equipped for these kinds of contests. -From Sven For more jokes, stroll on over to: http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wanna leave? See the base of this email for info. Advertising info:http://www.jokeemail.com/advertinfo.htm Everything else:http://www.jokeemail.com/contactus.htm This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
