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Hey guys...

...and here they are! Only the very best of the photos from my world trip from last year. The Australia pics are here:
http://www.jokeemail.com/travels/oz/oz1.htm

Whilst the NZ and South East Asia legs can be viewed here:
http://www.jokeemail.com/travels/nz/nz1.htm
http://www.jokeemail.com/travels/asia/asia1.htm

Enjoy! I know I did!

Happy Easter.

Tom Evans
Editor - Joke Email
webmaster@jokeemail.com


+ Kids Joke
A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"

The husband laughs and says: "An English girl !!!"
The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"

"Very good, thank you.""And, what happened to my present?"

"Which present?" She asked?

"The one I asked for- the English girl!!"

"Oh, that" she said

"Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if it is a girl !!!"

Moral of the story: "Don't tempt a woman, they are too intelligent"


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