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| Welcome to the world-renowned JOKE EMAIL! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wednesday 7th April, 2004 105,000 subscribers __________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed at the JokeEmail.com site. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hey guys... ...and here they are! Only the very best of the photos from my world trip from last year. The Australia pics are here: http://www.jokeemail.com/travels/oz/oz1.htm Whilst the NZ and South East Asia legs can be viewed here: http://www.jokeemail.com/travels/nz/nz1.htm http://www.jokeemail.com/travels/asia/asia1.htm Enjoy! I know I did! Happy Easter. Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + Kids Joke A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?" The husband laughs and says: "An English girl !!!" The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?" "Very good, thank you.""And, what happened to my present?" "Which present?" She asked? "The one I asked for- the English girl!!" "Oh, that" she said "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if it is a girl !!!" Moral of the story: "Don't tempt a woman, they are too intelligent" For more jokes, stroll on over to: http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wanna leave? See the base of this email for info. Advertising info:http://www.jokeemail.com/advertinfo.htm Everything else:http://www.jokeemail.com/contactus.htm This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |