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| Welcome to the world-renowned JOKE EMAIL! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Monday 22nd March, 2004 105,000 subscribers __________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed at the JokeEmail.com site. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hey guys... ... and so begins the week from Hell. In the words of one particular social commentator of this new millenium, it's All Killer, no Filler. Today I head north to the first of two assessment centres - the final stage of the graduate job hunting process. These assessments will consist of an entire day of group exercise, ability tests (like, really hard ones 'n' stuff!), presentations, and interviews. Awesome. In between, I have to rush to the airport, fly to Scotland, find my hotel, and try to revise for a totally different company assessment. And to make matters worse, the second 'day' starts at 8.20, and doesn't conclude until after 'informal' drinks in the bar.. the free bar.. the free bar where you can't get hammered because you need to convey a 'positive' image to all the assessors who should no longer be assessing you! A free bar.. but no drinking!?! Where's the logic my friend. Anyway, the upshot is, this is a very rushed issue - turned out just hours before I jump into the trusty car to drive North, and thus Wednesday's issue will be automated also. ..and R-E-L-A-X.. Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + Totally New Funny Pic: CLEAN: Nokia Releases New Hands-Free Technology.. http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/handsfree.htm AOL + Sports Joke I've been reading a great new golf book. If you would like to borrow it just let me know. It's called the "The Most Useful Golf Cook Book". It contains some really good articles such as: How to Line Up Your Fourth Putt; How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit a Titleist from the tee; How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in the bunker; How to get more distance off the shank; Using your shadow on the greens to maximize earnings; Proper etiquette when you are playing with a complete jerk; Crying and how to handle it; How to rationalize a 7 hour round; How to find that ball that everyone else saw go in the water; Why your wife no longer cares that you birdied the 4th; How to let a foursome play through your 2-some without getting embarrassed; How to relax when you're hitting five off the tee; God and the meaning of the double bogey. Now working on the book's sequel, "When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever". For more jokes, stroll on over to: http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wanna leave? See the base of this email for info. Advertising info:http://www.jokeemail.com/advertinfo.htm Everything else:http://www.jokeemail.com/contactus.htm This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
