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| Welcome to the world-renowned JOKE EMAIL! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wednesday 17th March, 2004 105,000 subscribers __________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed at the JokeEmail.com site. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hey guys. Happy St Paddy's Day! Although I bear little affiliation with anything Irish, I do enjoy the occasional pint of Guinness, so I qualify... right?! Also, if Ireland happen to do do better than England at any worldwide sporting event, eg. the World Cup, I'm the first in line to jump ship onto the mighty Leprauchaun. Thus, my blood practically runs green.. Anyway, it's all academic since I have a job interview for a 'web editor' position at a huge multi-national tomorrow morning. Therefore, the 'cheapest Guinness in town' (Wetherspoons bar - Nottingham - £1.50 ($2.50)) will have to wait. The job is essentially exactly the same as what I do with JokeEmail, so they'd have to be downright INSANE to turf me out of the door. Crossing fingers as we speak.. Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + Totally New Funny Pic: CLEAN: Cats go Crazy for St Paddy's Day! http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/st_paddys.htm AOL + St Patrick's Day Joke An Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock. "We have 99" replied the shop owner "Give us the lot" said the Irish man, paid for them and left. He went to a tailors shop and had 99 pockets sewn into a jacket, put a budgie in each pocket, went up to the Post Office Tower and jumped off. He hit the ground with an almighty smack and lay there groaning until a passer-by came and asked him what had happened. "I don't know sur" he replied "but that's the last time I try that budgie jumping" + Mugshot of the Day! One from the archives... Bill Gates?? Arrested?? http://www.mugshots.net/bill_gates/index.html AOL + Irish Joke An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train. After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that, in your religion, you're not supposed to eat pork...Have you actually ever tasted it? The Rabbi said, "I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion." Then the Rabbi had his turn of interrogation. He asked, "Your religion, too...I know you're suposed to be celibate. But...." The priest replied, "Yes, I know what you're going to ask. I have succumbed once or twice." There was silence for a while. Then the Rabbi peeped around the newspaper he was reading and said, "Better than pork, isn't it?" For more jokes, stroll on over to: http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wanna leave? See the base of this email for info. Advertising info:http://www.jokeemail.com/advertinfo.htm Everything else:http://www.jokeemail.com/contactus.htm This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
