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| Welcome to the world-renowned JOKE EMAIL! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wednesday 3rd March, 2004 105,000 subscribers Get the official Passion of the Christ Nail Pendant http://dhyoxcxwksk.cd5481.directresponse.com/c/ __________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed at the JokeEmail.com site. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ First phone interview over with.. and it didn't go too badly. Except for my constant rambling in order to fill the dreaded silences.. made worse since I knew that what I was saying didn't make sense to me, so how could it possibly make sense to Mrs. Interviewer!?? Back to stacking shelves methinks.. Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + Totally New Funny Pic: ADULT: Wacko Jacko in the Year 2015?? http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/wacko2015.htm AOL + Official Passion of the Christ Nail Pendant Large or small pendants starting at $12.99 http://bqgkvfvdelk.cd5481.directresponse.com/c/ + Sports Joke Following the recent Super Bowl, some famous people made telephone calls. President Bush called the Patriots to congratulate them on their victory. Former VP Al Gore called the Panthers to tell them he thought they had been robbed. Former President Bill Clinton called Janet Jackson.... + Marriage Joke Morris and his wife were vacationing in Hawaii when a violent earth- quake occurred at 3 AM. As soon as morning came, the man went down to the hotel lobby to read the newspaper about what had happened. As he was reading the newspaper, a local gentlemen step up and ask him if he had felt the earthquake during the night. "I sure did. My wife and I are here on vacation from the mainland, and I have felt other earthquakes, but I have never felt a quake like that one, it was terrible. I thought the building was going to come down on us." The guy asks, "What were you doing during the earthquake?" "Gee, I was having the best sexual performance of my life as that earthquake was happening." "Is that right?" "And what did your wife think about it?" Morris said, "Well, it damn near woke her up!" For more jokes, stroll on over to: http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wanna leave? See the base of this email for info. Advertising info:http://www.jokeemail.com/advertinfo.htm Everything else:http://www.jokeemail.com/contactus.htm This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
