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| Welcome to the world-renowned JOKE EMAIL! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Monday 23rd February, 2004 105,000 subscribers Carol earned over $10,000 last month WORKING from HOME! If you have a strong desire to succeed, and are willing to work... then our homebased business might be JUST what you've been looking for! Visit: http://cneqzpklsnl.cd5481.areua.com/n/93 AOL ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed at the JokeEmail.com site. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Another week starts, and this one isn't looking too bad to begin with. So what if I received the 'unfortunately you haven't been successful in your application' letter from the interview I went for. Big deal. What's more important is that I'm actually through to the telephone interview stage of a job I *really* want - corporate banking. Sweet.. now just have to remember why I want this particular career in the first place, and relay it without stuttering down the phone to some interviewer hell bent on giving me a hard time for 45 minutes. Yes, 45 MINUTES. Nightmare, I hate using the phone. Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + Totally New Funny Pic: ADULT: It shouldn't happen at a Car Show! http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/car_show.htm AOL + Carol earned over $10,000 last month WORKING from HOME! If you have a strong desire to succeed, and are willing to work... then our homebased business might be JUST what you've been looking for! Visit: http://cneqzpklsnl.cd5481.areua.com/n/93 AOL + Relationship Joke While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, "Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?" "Why Yes, John, that would be nice," said Marie. Well, John couldn't believe his luck. All week long he polished up his car, and on Friday he picked up Marie and took her to dinner, the finest restaurant in Raleigh. When they sat down, John looked over at Marie said, "Hey, Marie, would you like a cocktail before dinner?" "Oh, no, John, "said Marie. "What would I tell my Sunday School class?" Well, John was setback a bit, so he didn't say much until after dinner. Then he reached in his pocket and pulled out a pack of cigarettes. "Hey, Marie," said John, "Would you like a smoke?" "Oh, no, John," said Marie. "What would I tell my Sunday School class?" Well, John was feeling pretty low after that, so he just got in his car and was driving Marie home when they passed the Holiday Inn. He'd struck out twice already, so he figured he had nothing to lose. "Hey, Marie," said John, "how would you like to stop at this motel with me?" "Sure, John, that would be nice," said Marie. Well, John couldn't believe his luck. He did a U-turn right then and there across the median and everything, and drove back to the motel and checked in with Marie. The next morning John got up first. He looked at Marie lying there in the bed. "What have I done? What have I done?" thought John. He shook Marie and she woke up. "Marie, I've got to ask you one thing, said John. "What are you going to tell your Sunday School class?" Marie said, "The same thing I always tell them... .... You don't have to smoke and drink to have a good time + Topical Joke The U.S. Mint is recalling 120 million new State Quarters issued commemorating the State of West Virginia. Apparently the unique design of two dimes and a nickel held together with duct tape was jamming vending machines and parking meters. Officials say a new quarter will be issued in the standard format, using the second place finalist from the design competition. The new coin will have the familiar view of a pickup truck on cinder blocks on the front lawn of the state capital building. And the flip side will be modified to have the eagle with a bandage on its wing under the motto "WARNING: IF YOU SEE THIS BIRD, DO NOT SHOOT IT!" For more jokes, stroll on over to: http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wanna leave? See the base of this email for info. Advertising info:http://www.jokeemail.com/advertinfo.htm Everything else:http://www.jokeemail.com/contactus.htm This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
