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| Welcome to the world-renowned JOKE EMAIL! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wednesday 18th February, 2004 105,000 subscribers Pres Bush Farting Doll! Says 7 different thing, shakes, and lets out 7 different farts! HOT SELLER - Election time is near, show your.. support? http://www.gagsplus.com/a.php?i=1521&p=dolls/index4.shtml ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed at the JokeEmail.com site. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hmm, mixed news over the past few days. I'm though to the 'assessment' stage of one of the graduate careers I applied for, which is particularly sweet because it involves just an hour's worth of tests, for which the company concerned will generously put me up in a London hotel for two nights. So that's nice.. but can certainly see how circumstances will conspire against me when I find the hotel bar the night before the tests... Otherwise, no word from the infamous 'soup' interview - can safely assume I haven't got the job, but I need to be sure before I finalise plans to move back to my hometown over the next few weeks. Will keep you posted Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + Totally NEW Funny Pic: CLEAN: Yes! G Dubya can be Useful! http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/pen_holder.htm AOL + Pull My Finger Fred The original farting doll, says 10 different things.. and farts.. and shakes.. the original is still the best! http://www.gagsplus.com/a.php?i=1521&p=dolls/index4.shtml + Tasteless Joke One night, an 87 year-old woman came home from playing bingo to find her older husband in bed with another woman. Angry, she became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th-floor apartment, killing him instantly. When brought before the court on charges of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in defense of herself. "Well, your honor," she began coolly, "I figured that at 92.. ... if he could f**k, he could fly." For more jokes, stroll on over to: http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wanna leave? See the base of this email for info. Advertising info:http://www.jokeemail.com/advertinfo.htm Everything else:http://www.jokeemail.com/contactus.htm This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
