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| Welcome to the world-renowned JOKE EMAIL! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Monday 16th February, 2004 105,000 subscribers Pres Bush Farting Doll! Says 7 different thing, shakes, and lets out 7 different farts! HOT SELLER - Election time is near, show your.. support? http://www.gagsplus.com/a.php?i=1521&p=dolls/index4.shtml ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed at the JokeEmail.com site. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Well, after being away for a few days, I returned home to a grand total of ZERO Valentines cards and ZERO job offers. Unbelievable! What is the world coming to when a talented, witty, good-looking IT graduate can neither score job nor girl? Wait.. I think the 'IT graduate' comment says it all. I'll have to go back to my tried and tested plan I utilised at University - when asked which course I studied.. the words 'English and History' just flew out of mouth at any opportunity. Genius. Hope you had a better weekend than I did, I'm still trying to figure out in which direction to go. Oh, and I haven't forgotten about posting my Australia photos online - just need to update some of the blurb and that'll be good to go. Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + Totally NEW Funny Pic: ADULT: Valentines Day After Gift.. http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/day_after.htm AOL + Pull My Finger Fred The original farting doll, says 10 different things.. and farts.. and shakes.. the original is still the best! http://www.gagsplus.com/a.php?i=1521&p=dolls/index4.shtml + Valentines Day Joke A mere two days after Valentine's Day, Mattel has announced that Barbie is ditching Ken cold after their 42 year relationship. "Like other celebrity couples, their Hollywood romance has come to an end," said Russell Arons, vice president of marketing at Mattel. Arons said that Barbie and Ken "feel it's time to spend some quality time -- apart." "It's splitsville for Barbie and Ken," today's CNN webpage trumpeted, the story eclipsing such less-important headlines as "British flights grounded amid terrorism fears" and "Pakistan to share nuclear evidence". The announcement, made even as conservative lawmakers fight to uphold a traditional view of the institution of marriage, was followed up by more lurid rumors of a possible new relationship between Barbie and the doll Blaine, described by CNN as "Blaine the Australian boogie boarder." The outsourcing of yet another American position, and the implication that Barbie was no longer satisfied with American males, may add to the political repercussions of today's news. Barbie will be keeping the Malibu Dream Home, the Living In Style Kitchen, the Barbie Volkswagen Microbus, the Barbie Ford Thunderbird and the Barbie Cruise Ship. Ken will be unemployed. "He will head for other waves," Arons said cryptically. When asked for release dates of "Bitter Jilted Ken" and "Jack Daniel's Ken", Mattel declined comment. For more jokes, stroll on over to: http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wanna leave? See the base of this email for info. Advertising info:http://www.jokeemail.com/advertinfo.htm Everything else:http://www.jokeemail.com/contactus.htm This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
