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| Welcome to the world-renowned JOKE EMAIL! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Friday 13th February, 2004 105,000 subscribers ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed at the JokeEmail.com site. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Another scheduled email from yours truly because I'm taking more 'Tommy time' and visiting a few relatives before those job offers start rolling through the door. Have an awesome weekend Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + Totally NEW Funny Pic: CLEAN: Crowd Surfing can be Dangerous.. http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/crowd_surf.htm AOL + Redneck Joke YOU KNOW YOU'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN... 1. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 3. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. 4. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it. 5. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it. 6. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. 7. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. 8. If you thought the Una-bomber was a wrestler... 9. If your neighbours think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home... 10. If you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty... For more jokes, stroll on over to: http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wanna leave? See the base of this email for info. Advertising info:http://www.jokeemail.com/advertinfo.htm Everything else:http://www.jokeemail.com/contactus.htm This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
