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| Welcome to the world-renowned JOKE EMAIL! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wednesday 11th February, 2004 105,000 subscribers ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed at the JokeEmail.com site. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Yes, more adventures from the wilds of the Scottish Highlands! See, my scatter-brained mate who I was holidaying with, happened to 'forget' to pay for fuel at the petrol station. So, as we ate lunch just yards away from the forecourt (ie. the cafe next door which I'd actually TOLD the petrol attendant we were going to) the Police were rung, and they chased us the length and breadth of Loch Ness to receive payment of the £35 ($60) outstanding. So that was fun.. and just to complete my pretty wierd week I returned home to my first job interview. A delightful IT support vacancy in the same office as my father. Now, you'd figure that since I was: a) vastly over-qualified b) my Dad knows the interviewer c) I'm a witty, funny guy who any company would be crazy to refuse .. I couldn't fail to secure this job. However, I get the impending sense that the usual 'Thanks for your interest Mr. Evans' letter is already in the post headed for my mailbox - and the reason? Simple. When asked if I has ever encountered a difficult customer, the only thing my nerve-riddled brain could conjure up was a woman I once served in the supermarket who needed soup for a dinner party. I must have mentioned 'soup' about 10 times in less than two minutes as I struggled to remove myself from the hole I kept digging, whilst at the same time knowing that what I was saying was absolute dog crap. Well done Tommy, you've managed to secure another few weeks 'on holiday'! Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + Totally NEW Funny Pic: CLEAN: Ooo... That's GOTTA Hurt! http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/gotta_hurt.htm AOL + Re-Defeat Bush Bumper Stickers Show your support of America this election year, and claim a free gift! http://www.gagsplus.com/a.php?i=1521&p=bumper-stickers/defeat-bush.shtml + Osama Joke After his death, Osama bin Laden went to paradise. He was greeted by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled angrily, "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" Then Patrick Henry punched Osama in the nose and James Madison kicked him in the groin. Bin Laden was subjected to similar beatings from John Randolph, James Monroe, Thomas Jefferson and 66 other early Americans. As he writhed in pain on the ground, an angel appeared. Bin Laden groaned, "This is not what I was promised!" The angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you! What did you think I said?" For more jokes, stroll on over to: http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wanna leave? See the base of this email for info. Advertising info:http://www.jokeemail.com/advertinfo.htm Everything else:http://www.jokeemail.com/contactus.htm This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
