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| Welcome to the world-renowned JOKE EMAIL! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Friday 6th February, 2004 105,000 subscribers Check out the funny talking GW Bush doll! http://www.gagsplus.com/a.php?i=1521&p=dolls/gwbush.shtml ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed at the JokeEmail.com site. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FRIDAY! Nearly time to turn the ignition on my car and attempt to discover why it won't start. I'd wager most of the change in my wallet (so we aren't talking high roller stakes here) that I'll get stuck up in Scotland, and never get back to my warm pit, computer, and jobless lifestyle. Nightmare. Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + Totally NEW Funny Pic: ADULT: Focus on your GOALS http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/focus_goals.htm AOL + Check out the hilarious farting GW Bush doll! http://www.gagsplus.com/a.php?i=1521&p=farting/prez.shtml + Marriage Joke A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, soda, and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?" One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size." The moral of this story: Even when the man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong. For more jokes, stroll on over to: http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wanna leave? See the base of this email for info. Advertising info:http://www.jokeemail.com/advertinfo.htm Everything else:http://www.jokeemail.com/contactus.htm This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
