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| Welcome to the world-renowned JOKE EMAIL! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Friday 30th January, 2004 105,000 subscribers ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed at the JokeEmail.com site. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Woohoo! The weekend has landed.. and not a moment too soon. I definitely deserve a holiday, and since I'm my own boss.. I think I'll give myself next week off. Sweet. I'm travelling north into the Highlands of Scotland on Monday. My friend's managed to score a ski lodge for the week so we're headed up there to cause some strife. Sadly, 12 hours sat in a car with only my good self for company will potentially drive me insane, well.. either that or after 12 hours staring at the black-ice-tinged roads I'll end up in a snowy ditch somewhere close to the Scotland/England border. You have been warned - so if Joke Email mysteriously vanishes sometime next week, you know who to call. Lock 'n' load.. let's all have a awesome weekend! One person who probably WON'T be is the 'Godfather of Soul' himself - Mr James Brown. If you haven't seen his most recent style statement (think: Outkast vs dirty tramp) make sure you do. You're missing out. How the mighty have fallen: http://www.mugshots.net/james_brown/index2.html Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + Totally NEW Funny Pic: ADULT: 'Sofa King' Prices soooo low.. http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/sofa_king.htm AOL + Topical Joke: Pete Rose Heard on radio station WWYZ in Hartford, CT this morning. "And finally, Pete Rose will visit Connecticut for a book signing at the Foxwoods Casino. Admission is by invitation only." Um, Pete? Was this really a good choice for a venue? + Religious Joke How many church members does it take to change a light bulb? Charismatic: Only one. Hands already in the air. Pentecostal: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times. Roman Catholic: None. Candles only. Baptists: At least fifteen. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken. Episcopalians: Three. One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was. Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it. Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including candescent, fluorescent, three- way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence. Methodists: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Church wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish. Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change. Amish: What's a light bulb? For more jokes, stroll on over to: http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wanna leave? See the base of this email for info. Advertising info:http://www.jokeemail.com/advertinfo.htm Everything else:http://www.jokeemail.com/contactus.htm This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
