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| Welcome to the world-renowned JOKE EMAIL! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wednesday 21st January, 2004 105,000 subscribers ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed at the JokeEmail.com site. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Alright guys. 'Fraid the rest of my holiday snaps have had to take a back seat again for a few days. The reason *this* time is that I have about eight applications for graduate jobs to complete by Jan 31st.. and things aren't going swimmingly. I'm not sure why... I crawl out of my pit at a respectable hour (8am this morning), walk to the shop for a paper, read that whilst eating my Cornos... then the day just slips downhill. I sit at my desk (music blaring from the stereo behind me) and try and come up with clever, intelligent answers to dumb questions like: * Describe a time when you've identified an opportunity to develop yourself. * Why do you wanna work for XYZ Company? .. etc etc and those are the questions I can just about answer. Don't even start me on the questions I can't understand - those application forms go straight into the bin. Well, gotta get back to it. Joy. Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + Totally NEW Funny Pic: ADULT: LOOK! More Tan Lines! http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/tanlines.htm AOL + General Joke About a week ago, I came across an internet advise column that told me how to eliminate the paperwork clutter on my desk. GREAT! So I printed out the five pages of how-to instructions, and placed them on top of the rest of the stuff on my desk. Now I can't find them. + VERY DIRTY JOKE (You have been warned..) Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce, Bruce" she yelled. Bruce came running in. "Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said. "Strewth" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Cobba" (his mate). They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "No way. We can't do it, let's try Plan B." Cobba said "Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that"? "I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles under her and release the vacuum." replied Cobba "Spot on" Bruce said. "While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her tits." "Play with her tits"? Cobba said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate.." "No" Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive" For more jokes, stroll on over to: http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wanna leave? See the base of this email for info. Advertising info:http://www.jokeemail.com/advertinfo.htm Everything else:http://www.jokeemail.com/contactus.htm This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
