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| Welcome to the world-renowned JOKE EMAIL! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Monday 12th January, 2004 105,000 subscribers ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed at the JokeEmail.com site. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ House search was a complete bust.. as is my job hunt. Things just aren't going well. Have a sweet week.. Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + Totally NEW Funny Pic: ADULT: Standing up to Bullies.. http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/size.htm AOL + Marriage Joke A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife responded, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee". The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." The Wife answers, "No, you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should make the coffee." Husband replies incredulously, " I can't believe that, show me." So she gets the Bible, and opens to the Bible and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.... "HEBREWS" + Topical Joke U.S. Begins Hoofprinting Canadian Cows at Border With the dual threats of terror attacks and 'mad cow' disease dominating the headlines, the U.S. Department of Barnland Security yesterday implemented heightened border security measures, including hoofprinting and photographing of all cows entering the country from Canada. On the first day of the intensified process, some cows seemed reluctant to place their hooves on the computer screen and to stand for the photo, but Barnland Security officials said the new measures add only about 20 minutes to the normal border- crossing process. Canadian bovine-rights advocates protested what they called "xenophobic species-profiling." "Non-threatening holsteins are treated like criminals just because they're cows and they're Canadian," said an unnamed spokesman for the Bovine Civil Liberties Union (BCLU). "All they want is to be allowed to graze in peace and contribute to the U.S. economy as best they can." ( scrappleface.com ) For more jokes, stroll on over to: http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wanna leave? See the base of this email for info. Advertising info:http://www.jokeemail.com/advertinfo.htm Everything else:http://www.jokeemail.com/contactus.htm This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
