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| Welcome to the world-renowned JOKE EMAIL! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Friday 2nd January, 2004 105,000 subscribers Need to make home improvements? Tap into your home's equity! http://mocda4.com/1/c/58526/131593/327345/327345 AOL users go here ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed at the JokeEmail.com site. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I'm back, I'm alive, I made it to the other side! HOW I made it.. I cannot be sure of.. New Year's Eve seems a hazy blur of several events merging into one. Auld Lang Syne at midnight - I remember that. Trying to find a takeaway for fries and kebab meat at 4.30am - I remember that. In between... nothing. However, I KNOW I had a good time, and that's all that really matters eh?! More holiday photos on Monday.. stay tuned Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + TOTALLY new FunPages... CLEAN: Strictly NO DOGS Allowed.. http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/no_dogs.htm AOL + Train for a new career, earn your associatešs degree, or finish high school at home! Nationally accredited distance learning from PCDI. Free literature! http://mocda.com/1/c/58526/83842/327345/327345 AOL users go here + Topical Joke Today on the way to work I thought I saw a headline that read "Beer Recall." It was actually "Beef Recall," and the story explained the discovery of mad cow disease in the United States. Mad cow disease is a condition that causes wasting away of the brain, leading to dementia, loss of coordination, and death. Now, will somebody explain to me why they're -not- recalling beer? + How does a FREE meal sound? Sign up now to get a FREE $25 Gift Card to a popular brand-named restaurant of your choice. What could better than a FREE meal? Click here now to claim your FREE $25 Gift Card. http://mocda1.com/1/c/58526/148490/327345/327345 AOL users go here + Lawyer Joke Pete Snodgrass was famous throughout the South for his success as a criminal defense lawyer using biblical precedents for his defense. Appearing before a judge known for his biblical scholarship, Sneaky Pete (as he was called by the prosecutors) said, "Your honor, this is a victimless crime. My client swindled an insurance company. He has offered to make full restitution, so the insurance company will not suffer. He will pay all court costs, so the State will not suffer. He was immoral, but Christ died for his sins, so you can't put my client in jeopardy for a crime that has been punished already." The judge nodded. "You're right. Nobody will be hurt, financially. And you're also right -- Christ died for his sins. But, in this case, he was an accessory. So, I'm giving him a choice. Biblical punishment -- we nail him to the cross -- or 6 months in jail." For more jokes, stroll on over to: http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wanna leave? See the base of this email for info. Advertising info:http://www.jokeemail.com/advertinfo.htm Everything else:http://www.jokeemail.com/contactus.htm This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X Š Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
