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| Welcome to the world-renowned JOKE EMAIL! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wednesday 26th March, 2003100,000 subscribers Get 12 CDs for the price of 1, nothing more to buy, ever! http://mocda2.com/1/c/58526/90000/254846/254846 AOL users click here ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed at the JokeEmail.com site. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Phew.. another half week is over with. Maybe it just feels longer than that because I've been glued to the TV news watching coverage on the Iraq war every waking second for the past seven days. What I have come to realise after this intensive research, is that someone actually has a WORSE job than I. No.. not the soldiers, nor the pilots, nor even the lame Iraqi soldiers trying to nail a B52 bomber with a BB gun... no, the worst job has to belong to the TV reporters 'entrenched' with the Coalition forces. Sure, at first it must seem like fun. Get amongst the action, be on the front-line of history reporting to numerous millions of viewers worldwide. Heck, forget the Oscars, these must be THE hottest tickets in town. I can almost see the discussions between editors and reporters: "Hey Buck, fancy getting behind the front lines of the war? You'll be the focal point of our coverage, our go-to guy in the big situations." "Hmm, sounds interesting. One question: will I be safe?" "Well, you'll be forced to wear an easily-identifiable dark blue camo jacket which will provide absolutely no camoflage whatsoever, so watch out for snipers who'll be ready to pepper your head like a colander. Plus, you won't be armed with even so much as a catapult, so you'd better be quick on your feet, or good at begging for mercy in Arabic." "Er, I have a wife and two kids. How much life insurance are we talking?" " 'Fraid they won't underwrite you Buck. Just keep your head down." What an offer... form an orderly queue... Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + Enter the PlasmaTVSweeps.com 42" Plasma Television Sweepstakes! http://mocda4.com/1/c/58526/87026/254846/254846 AOL users click here + TOTALLY new FunPages... CLEAN: A Hollywood Classic: Weekend in Baghdad http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/baghdad.htm AOL + Topical Joke In view of current events at the UN, I looked up "French military victories" at www.google.com and hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button. Google's response was: > Did you mean: french military defeats > > No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found. > > Your search - french military victories - did not match any documents. [Note - it works! try it! - Tom!] + Did your DEBT PILE UP over the Holidays? Free, Reputable Non-Profit Service Reveals Secrets Of Reducing Debt ! Stop Collection Calls! Pay off your debt faster! Save thousands in debt and interest payments! CLICK NOW! http://mocda.com/1/c/58526/86704/254846/254846 AOL users click here + Another Topical Joke You know the world is going crazy when ... .. the best rapper is a white guy, .. the best golfer is a black guy, .. The Swiss hold the America's Cup, .. France is accusing the US of arrogance, .. and Germany doesn't want to go to war." For more jokes, stroll on over to: http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ U wanna leave?See the base of this email for info. Advertising info:http://www.jokeemail.com/advertinfo.htm Everything else:http://www.jokeemail.com/contactus.htm This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
