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| Welcome to the world-renowned JOKE EMAIL! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Friday 21st March, 2003100,000 subscribers REDUCE YOUR DEBT IN 3 MINUTES!! Did you know you can get COMPLETELY FREE HELP lowering your interest charges and debt payments? Direct Debt Consolidation can help you cut the finance charges on your credit card debt by 50% and reduce your overall debt for FREE! This is not a loan and there is no catch! Complete our short form today to learn more about this exceptional offer! CLICK HERE: http://mocda4.com/1/c/58526/91855/253631/253631 AOL users click here ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed at the JokeEmail.com site. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Phew, at last it's the weekend! What more needs to be said? Time to chill out, pop open the Cristal and fire up a Havana... ... or not... Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + Sexual energy unleashed. A giant boost of sexual energy that works for any man at any age. Get Maxicor Now. Click here for your free 30 day supply. http://mocda2.com/1/c/58526/92542/253631/253631 AOL users click here + TOTALLY new FunPages... CLEAN: Different Types of CRAZY Cat... http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/cat.htm AOL + General Joke A SPACE shuttle was launched with two monkeys and a woman on board. Once the shuttle was in orbit, the control centre radioed instructions: "Monkey number one! Monkey number one to the console!" The monkey scurried over, perched itself in front of the console and was told to release the pressure in compartment one, increase the temperature in engine four and release oxygen to the reactors. The monkey adjusted the pressure and temperature and released the oxygen. A few moments later the control centre called again: "Monkey number two! Monkey number two to the console!" Monkey number two swung over and settled in front of the control panel. He was told to add carbon dioxide to room four, stop the fuel injection to engine three, add nitrogen to the fuel compartment and analyse the solar radiation. ,So the monkey adjusted the carbon dioxide, fuel injection and nitrogen and analysed the solar radiation. A little later, headquarters called again: "Woman, ,please! Woman approach the console!" The woman wandered over and sat down. Before she could receive any orders she blurted out: "I know! I know! Feed the monkeys and don’t touch anything!" + Restore your hair naturally - get your 30-day supply FREE http://mocda3.com/1/c/58526/96108/253631/253631 AOL users click here + Tasteless Joke An old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbour's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. He yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" Boy yells back "Roll of chicken wire." Old man says "What you gonna do with that?" Boy says "Gonna catch some chickens." Old man yells "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" Boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old man's surprise he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it. Same time next morning the old man is out watching the sun rise and he sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand. Old man yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" Boy yells back "Roll of duck tape." Old man says "What you gonna do with that?" Boy says back "Gonna catch me some ducks." Old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duck tape!" Boy just laughs and keeps walking. That night around sunset the boy walks by coming home and to the old man's amazement he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck tape with about 35 ducks caught in it. Same time next morning the old man sees the boy walking by carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end. Old man says "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" Boy says "It's a pussy willow." Old man says "Wait up.... I'll get my hat." For more jokes, stroll on over to: http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ U wanna leave?See the base of this email for info. Advertising info:http://www.jokeemail.com/advertinfo.htm Everything else:http://www.jokeemail.com/contactus.htm This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
