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| Welcome to the world-renowned JOKE EMAIL! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Monday 17th March, 2003100,000 subscribers Did your DEBT PILE UP over the Holidays? Free, Reputable Non-Profit Service Reveals Secrets Of Reducing Debt ! Stop Collection Calls! Pay off your debt faster! Save thousands in debt and interest payments! CLICK NOW! http://mocda1.com/1/c/58526/86704/252298/252298 AOL users click here ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed at the JokeEmail.com site. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Happy ST. Patrick's Day 2003! Now, you already know I don't need a legitimate reason to hit the liquor, but on an occasion such as today, it's almost as though fate is BEGGING me to sink a few pints of Guinness. And we wouldn't wanna annoy fate, would we? ;-) Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + Do you have heartburn? Click here for free samples and information! http://mocda3.com/1/c/58526/90261/252298/252298 AOL users click here + TOTALLY new FunPages... ADULT: Saddam is Selling Out! http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/womd.htm AOL + Topical Joke PRESIDENT BUSH AGREES TO MORE INSPECTORS IN IRAQ (AP) Washington DC Wednesday, March 17, 2003 3:45 PM President George Bush has announced that the US will not attack Iraq. The President announced that he is agreeing to deploying additional inspectors throughout Iraq. The US will send 250,000 additional inspectors: 24,000 members of the 1st Infantry Division 15,000 members of the 101st Airborne Division (Air Assault) 15,000 members of the 82d Airborne Division More than 5,000 members of the 4th armored division with their 'M1-A1 all-terrain vehicles' Additional US Army personnel, as needed for inspections A variety of US Air Force personnel for aerial recon missions and other "surveillance" activities A significant number of United States Marines to aid with inspections United States Coast Guard personnel to inspect coastlines An undisclosed number of Rangers, Green Berets, Navy SEALs, Recon Marines, Delta Force, and other Special Operations personnel to inspect Iraqi "hideaways" Special air deliveries to aid the inspections will be made by aircraft from the USS Constellation, USS George Washington, USS Abraham Lincoln and USS Enterprise. The President said: "With these additional inspectors, the inspections should be completed in a few weeks." + Earn a degree FAST Earn a degree ONLINE or at a campus near you. Get the skills you need to get a better job and get ahead. Click here for more information. http://mocda2.com/1/c/58526/95356/252298/252298 AOL users click here + Medical Joke A lady wanted bigger breasts, so she went to her doctor to get a referral to a plastic surgeon. Her doctor said he would like her to try an exercise before surgery or drugs, and see how it works first. He stood up to demonstrate, held his arms straight out to the side, rotated them counterclockwise, and said, "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if I do this enough, I'll have a big bust." The doctor had her try it and told her to do it as often as she can, and to come back in a week. One week later, she's back at the doctor, and tells him that it didn't work. The doctor asks her how often she did the exercise, she says 4-5 times a day. The doctor tells her to do it more, 30 times a day at least, and asks her to come back in 1 week. She tries this, performing the exercise whenever she can. One day, as she waited to check out at BestBuy, she started her exercise. "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if I do this enough, I'll have a big bust." The man in front of her turns around, asks if she sees Dr. Johnson. "Yes, how did you know?" she queries. The man faces her, places both hands on his hips, moves his hips in a circular motion, and says, "Hickory dickory dock......." For more jokes, stroll on over to: http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ U wanna leave?See the base of this email for info. Advertising info:http://www.jokeemail.com/advertinfo.htm Everything else:http://www.jokeemail.com/contactus.htm This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
