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| Welcome to the world-renowned JOKE EMAIL! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Tuesday 11th March, 2003100,000 subscribers Don’t miss the return of the award winning series Six Feet Under. But you can only watch it on HBO! Don’t have HBO, then ORDER NOW! Best of all, if you order right now, HBO will give you $20 Cash Back! The process is quick, easy and convenient. Just Click Here! http://mocda3.com/1/c/58526/94574/250617/250617 AOL users click here ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed at the JokeEmail.com site. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Being the astute, educated reader I know you are (afterall, 100,000 subscribers can't be wrong, right?) you'll be noticing that this issue has been delivered to your inbox on an abnormal Tuesday, rather than the regular-as-clockwork Monday. Bizarre eh? Well, not really. Suffice to say my weekend was LARGE. Encouraged by my paycheck burning a hole in my pocket, I hit the town not once, not twice, but THREE separate occasions. Good times... Unfortunately, the net result of this over-indulgence was severe fatigue, thus explaining the inexcusable lateness of today's JokeEmail. If I recover by tomorrow, I may include a short muse about my weekend in tomorrow's Joke Email. That's a BIG IF! Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + Smokers 21 and older, now is your chance to be on the cutting edge of technology. Just take one minute to fill out our survey about your favorite cigarette and you could win a FREE TiVo! http://mocda4.com/1/c/58526/93930/250617/250617 AOL users click here + TOTALLY new FunPages... CLEAN: Middle-East tensions push Fuel prices SKYWARDS! http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/fuel.htm AOL + Old Age Joke A little old lady was going up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex! Supersex!" She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she again said, "Supersex!!" He sat silently for a moment or two looking up at her. He finally answered, "I'll take the soup." + Don’t miss the return of the award winning series Six Feet Under. But you can only watch it on HBO! Don’t have HBO, then ORDER NOW! Best of all, if you order right now, HBO will give you $20 Cash Back! The process is quick, easy and convenient. Just Click Here! http://mocda3.com/1/c/58526/94574/250617/250617 AOL users click here + Marriage Joke Sam was dying. His wife, Carol, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, with tears running down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. "My darling Carol," he whispered. "Hush, my love," she said. "Rest. Shhh, don't talk." In his tired voice, "I have something I must confess to you." "There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Carol. "Everything's all right, just go to sleep." No, no. I must die in peace, Carol I...I cheated on you!" "I know," Carol whispered as she softly stroked his forehead. "Just let the poison work". -From nagen For more jokes, stroll on over to: http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ U wanna leave?See the base of this email for info. Advertising info:http://www.jokeemail.com/advertinfo.htm Everything else:http://www.jokeemail.com/contactus.htm This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
