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| Welcome to the world-renowned JOKE EMAIL! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Friday 7th March, 2003100,000 subscribers Don’t miss the return of the award winning series Six Feet Under. But you can only watch it on HBO! Don’t have HBO, then ORDER NOW! Best of all, if you order right now, HBO will give you $20 Cash Back! The process is quick, easy and convenient. Just Click Here! http://mocda2.com/1/c/58526/94574/249532/249532 AOL users click here ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed at the JokeEmail.com site. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ YES! The weekend! YES! Payday! Do things get any better than this? Payday AND the weekend to spend it? Good times ;-) Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + HBO’s Six Feet Under presents the ‘Chance of a Lifetime Sweepstakes’. Enter now for a chance to win a trip to LA and meet the Casting Director of the HBO Original Series Six Feet Under. The mourning is over. HBO's groundbreaking series is back. http://mocda3.com/1/c/58526/95328/249532/249532 AOL users click here + TOTALLY new FunPages... CLEAN: We're Against Bush! http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/bush.htm AOL + Topical Joke What with all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey," died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started. -From Toni Doll + Get 4 TOTALLY FREE phone cards! Over 200 minutes of talk time! Did I mention FREE?... http://www.wackyzoo.com/go.php?id=189 Click Here + Lawyer Joke NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, and he couldn't return to Earth. The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. "A million dollars," he answered, "because I want to donate it to M.I.T." The next applicant, a doctor, was asked the same question. He asked for two million dollars. "I want to give a million to my family", he explained, "and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research." The last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, "Three million dollars." "Why so much more than the others?" the interviewer asked. The lawyer replied, "If you give me $3 million, I'll give you $1 million, I'll keep $1 million, and we'll send the engineer." For more jokes, stroll on over to: http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ U wanna leave?See the base of this email for info. Advertising info:http://www.jokeemail.com/advertinfo.htm Everything else:http://www.jokeemail.com/contactus.htm This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
