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| Welcome to the world-renowned JOKE EMAIL! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wednesday 5th March, 2003100,000 subscribers Receive FREE INSTALLATION of a Dish Network Satellite TV System! Get one month service free too! No equipment to buy and free upgrades available. Click here to learn more! http://mocda2.com/1/c/58526/86153/249047/249047 AOL users click here ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed at the JokeEmail.com site. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ During yet another dull day in the dead-end warehouse job which passes for my career, I realised that I have grown apart from one of the most important, treasured things in my life. No, not the women, the jewels, the fortune, or even the fame... I have lost touch with SPORTS! How did this happen? How did I LET this happen? Where have those lazy days gone in which I'd spend the day studying the Vegas lines, before watching the baseball, hockey, or football (soccer) - betslip clutched close to my chest as yet another "can't miss" favorite stumbled to a heart-wrenching last-minute defeat. Is this what the rat-race 9-to-5 is all about? Missing your teams play every night, eventually settling for the results on the News? It can't be true.. say it ain't so! See you Friday.. Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + Find the best tax-saving strategy with FREE tax software! http://mocda4.com/1/c/58526/88375/249047/249047 AOL users click here + TOTALLY new FunPages... CLEAN: Osama's New Disguise Finally Uncovered! http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/disguise.htm AOL + Marriage Joke A man was having marital problems. So he went to his shrink. The shrink says, "When you get home, throw down your briefcase, run to her, embrace her, take off her clothes, and yours, and make mad passionate love to her." In two weeks he was back in the shrink's office. The shrink asked "How did it go?" He said, "She didn't have anything to say, but her bridge club got a kick out of it." + Get out of Debt for up to 70% less in SECONDS TODAY!! Service is FREE! If you can make your MINIMUM payments but can’t get ahead – our service IS FOR YOU!! Sign up TODAY. Don’t Consolidate – ELIMINATE!! Click here. http://mocda3.com/1/c/58526/92011/249047/249047 AOL users click here + TASTELESS Tasteless Joke (You have been warned..) There was a man who had a problem getting an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor takes all kinds of tests and finally decides that he can cure the man. The doctor tells the man to go home and wait until his wife is asleep, and then to reach down between her legs and get a little love juice on his finger and rub it under his nose, and that this would stimulate his brain and then he would get an erection. The man takes the doctor's advice and that night after his wife has gone to sleep he reaches down between her legs and gets some of her juice and he rubs it on his upper lip right under his nose. After a minute or two he starts to feel a tingling between his legs, so he grabs some more juice and rubs it under his nose. The next thing he knows he has a full erection. He is real excited he wakes up his wife to share in the good news. He wakes her up and says "Look Honey! Look what I've got!" She rolls over, looks at him and asks "You wake me up at two in the morning to show me you've got a nose bleed?" For more jokes, stroll on over to: http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ U wanna leave?See the base of this email for info. Advertising info:http://www.jokeemail.com/advertinfo.htm Everything else:http://www.jokeemail.com/contactus.htm This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
