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| Welcome to the world-renowned JOKE EMAIL! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Friday 28th February, 2003100,000 subscribers Become DEBT FREE in no time at all! REDUCE your monthly payments with the help of this non-profit service TODAY! Turn all of your current headaches into ONE LOW monthly payment. No obligation, CLICK HERE to LEARN more about this FREE service today http://mocda3.com/1/c/58526/91442/247760/247760 AOL users click here ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed at the JokeEmail.com site. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Well, circle today's date on your calendar because this is a Red Letter day - today I officially hand in my notice at the supermarket! Yes, just four more weeks of hard toil in the warehouse before I am (once again) out of gainful employment - I can hardly wait! Maybe you're asking yourself if I have a reason for ditching my satisfying, high-flying, career-oriented job? Well, I do have a few reasons, and a few big plans, which are going to mean some changes at JokeEmail.com. Don't worry, you'll still receive all the best humor and comedy in your email inbox, and I'll still be in charge, but there will be a few changes. When my plans are finalised, you know you'll be the first to know! (Writing resignation letter as we speak...) Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com **** Buy tax-free cigarettes ***** Save time! Save money! Your favorite brand name cigarettes at tax-free prices delivered right to your home . . . like Marlboro full-flavor Red Box at just $25.99 a carton, Basic at $22.99 or Winston at $32.49. Or for real savings try one of our own discount brands that have all the flavor of your current favorite but without the cost. Prices start at just $9.95 with a no hassle return policy. To start saving today click here now (U.S. residents only). http://mocda.com/1/c/58526/65749/247760/247760 AOL users click here + TOTALLY new FunPages... CLEAN: New Redneck Palm Pilot Unveiled! http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/palmpilot.htm AOL + General Joke A salesman was travelling along a lonely stretch of rural road as the day was getting late and a storm was beginning. He saw a farm house up a head a bit and decided to see if he could spend the night there. He pulls up in front of the house and knocks on the door. The farmer answers and the salesman asks if he can stay the night. "Sure", says the farmer, "but you'll have to sleep with my son". "Oops", replies the salesman, "I must be in the wrong joke". + Free downloadable coupon for a 2 week supply of Entocort EC! Visit the Entocort EC website to get a valuable coupon for a FREE 2 week starter supply of Entocort EC. The Entocort EC website also offers information to help you talk with your doctor to find out if Entocort EC is right for you. http://mocda4.com/1/c/58526/91498/247760/247760 AOL users click here + Medical Joke A guy is suffering from severe headaches for years with no relief. After trying all the usual cures he's referred to a headache specialist by his family doctor. The doctor asks him what his symptoms are and he replies, "I get these blinding headaches; kind of like a knife across my scalp and.." He is interrupted by the doctor, "And a heavy throbbing right behind the left ear?" "Yes! Exactly! How did you know?" "Well I am the world's greatest headache specialist, you know. But I, myself, suffered from that same type of headache for many years. It is caused by a tension in the scalp muscles. This is how I cured it: Every day I would give my wife oral sex. When she came she would squeeze her legs together with all her strength, and the pressure would relieve the tension in my head. Try that every day for two weeks and come back and let me know how it goes." Two weeks go by and the man is back, "Well, how do you feel?" "Doc, I'm a new man! I feel great! I haven't had a single headache since I started this treatment! I can't thank you enough. Oh and, by the way, you have a lovely home." For more jokes, stroll on over to: http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ U wanna leave?See the base of this email for info. Advertising info:http://www.jokeemail.com/advertinfo.htm Everything else:http://www.jokeemail.com/contactus.htm This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
