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| Welcome to the world-renowned JOKE EMAIL! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Monday 17th February, 2003100,000 subscribers FREE Your PC From Corrupt Files Now! Have the peace of mind knowing your computer is automatically kept error-free, 24 hours a day! Safe. Simple. Secure. Silent. This proven, automated, and easy-to-use PC health check tool is guaranteed to instantly expose harmful files lurking on your computer. Get your FREE PC Health Check today at: http://mocda.com/1/c/58526/80159/244672/244672 AOL users click here ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed at the JokeEmail.com site. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ HA! After toiling all today (my only day off this week) I have finally finished the photos of the carnage-filled Fancy Dress Party I attended a few weeks ago. I know you'll be grateful ;-) http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/fancydress1.htm Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + Sexual energy unleashed. A giant boost of sexual energy that works for any man at any age. Get Maxicor Now. Click here for your free 30 day supply. http://mocda1.com/1/c/58526/92542/244672/244672 AOL users click here + TOTALLY new FunPages... ADULT: The Fancy Dress Fun Continues!! http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/fancydress1.htm AOL ADULT: X-Ray Sex! http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/xray.htm AOL + Political Joke During a propaganda tour, president Bush visits a school to explain his politics to kids. He invites the kids to ask him questions. Bobby stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 3 questions:" 1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you still won the election? 2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason? 3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist attack of all times? Before the president can answer, the recess bell rings, and the kids leave the room. After they came back, Bush invited them again to ask questions. Joey stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 5 questions:" 1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you still won the election? 2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason? 3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist attack of all times? 4. Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early? 5. Where's Bobby? + How do you like your Women? Blonde? Brunette? Slim and Slinky? Find these Single Girls in Your Area and Date them Tonight! Click Here to Surf their profiles! http://mocda2.com/1/c/58526/84161/244672/244672 AOL users click here + A Belated Valentines Joke A new twist on a classic Bin Laden joke.. Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?" Melissa's father thinks a bit,then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?" "Osama bin Laden," she says. "Why Osama bin Laden?" her father asks in shock. "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore." Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard." "I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, our Marines could blow the crap out of him." For more jokes, stroll on over to: http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ U wanna leave?See the base of this email for info. Advertising info:http://www.jokeemail.com/advertinfo.htm Everything else:http://www.jokeemail.com/contactus.htm This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
