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| Welcome to the world-renowned JOKE EMAIL! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wednesday 12th February, 2003100,000 subscribers If we don't find it, you don't need it. Click here to search the web with four engines at once. http://mocda3.com/1/c/58526/92246/243430/243430 AOL users click here ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed at the JokeEmail.com site. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Finally, I have crawled out my of pit early enough to present you with the fabled photos from the fancy dress party I attended but twelve days ago. Thanks to everyone who suggested a veritable plethora of amusing costume ideas - to read a small handpicked selection of the many, many ideas I received, plus my choice of costume, and the subsequent 'Spring Break'-type carnage, take a look at this link my friends: http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/fancydress1.htm Due to time constraints (basically, it takes quite a while to put this stuff together), the rest of the photos (and story) will find it's way onto the Net on Friday. As my man Tupac once said.. "that's just the way it is.." Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + Click here to search the web with four engines at once. http://mocda3.com/1/c/58526/92245/243430/243430 AOL users click here + TOTALLY new FunPages... ADULT: He's a Cowboy STUD! http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/cowboy.htm AOL CLEAN: The 'Better-late-than-never' Fancy Dress Bonanza http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/fancydress1.htm AOL + General Joke "Show me a man who comes home in the evening, is greeted by a smile, is encouraged to take off his shoes, has his feet massaged, has pillows arranged on the floor for him, and is served a delicious meal . . .. and I'll show you a man who lives in a Japanese restaurant! " + Enter the LobsterSweeps.com sweepstakes to win 50 lbs. of lobster! http://mocda4.com/1/c/58526/77901/243430/243430 AOL users click here + Animal Joke Zebediah was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers, called pullets, and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. Zeb kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform well went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of Zeb's time; so, Zeb got a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so that Zeb could tell, from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. Zeb's favorite rooster was old Brewster. A very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning, Zeb noticed that Brewster's bell had not rung at all!! Zeb went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells a-ringing! The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. BUT, to Zeb's amazement, Brewster had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. Zeb was so proud of Brewster that he entered him in the county fair. Brewster was an overnight sensation. The judges not only awarded him the No Bell Piece Prize but also the Pulletsurprise. For more jokes, stroll on over to: http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ U wanna leave?See the base of this email for info. Advertising info:http://www.jokeemail.com/advertinfo.htm Everything else:http://www.jokeemail.com/contactus.htm This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
