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| Welcome to the world-renowned JOKE EMAIL! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Tuesday 11th February, 2003100,000 subscribers Get out of debt for 70% LESS in SECONDS NOW!! Sign up for this FREE service and REDUCE or ELIMINATE your interest rates and have one LOW monthly payment. Don’t consolidate – ELIMINATE your debt TODAY! Click here!! http://mocda.com/1/c/58526/92010/242834/242834 AOL users click here ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed at the JokeEmail.com site. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ After a big weekend, and the subsequent recovery, have a guess at what I still haven't done? Yes, you've got it... photos will be on view tomorrow. Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + Train for a new career, earn your associate's degree, or finish high school at home! Nationally accredited distance learning from PCDI. Free literature! http://mocda1.com/1/c/58526/83842/242834/242834 AOL users click here + TOTALLY new FunPages... CLEAN: WalMart is STILL Cutting Costs.. http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/walmart.htm AOL + General Joke TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY WHEN USING THE "F' WORD WAS APPROPRIATE #10 -- "Scattered F___ing showers, my ass!" - Noah 4314 BC # 9 - "How the f___did you work that out?" Pythagorus, 126 BC # 8 - "You want THAT on the f___ing ceiling?" - Michelango, 1568 # 7 - "Where did all those f__ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877 # 6 - "It does so f___ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926 # 5 - "Where the f___ are we?" - Amelia Earhard, 1937 # 4 - "Any f___ing idiot could understand that!" - Einstein, 1938 # 3 - "What the f___ was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945 # 2 - "I need this parade like I need a f___ing hole in my head!" - JFK.1963 # 1 - "Aw c'mon, who the f___ is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1997 + How would you like to get the hottest newly released video games? That’s right Deepshark will rent you an unlimited amount of the best games available and you can keep the games as long as you’d like. There are NO due dates or late fees. SIGN-UP NOW and you can rent unlimited games for XBOX, PS2 & more for $21.95 a month. http://mocda.com/1/c/58526/91882/242834/242834 AOL users click here + Medical Joke At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was saying, 'No no no, I am telling you it is Woomba.' The African surgeon is saying, 'No Man, it is hoooooommmmmm.' They go on like this for about 10 minutes. Up comes the English surgeon, and interrupts them. 'Excuse me chaps, but I do believe that the word you are trying to say is 'womb'. After he has gone away, the African turns to the Indian and says, 'I bet you he has never even seen a hippopotamus, much less heard one fart under water.' For more jokes, stroll on over to: http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ U wanna leave?See the base of this email for info. Advertising info:http://www.jokeemail.com/advertinfo.htm Everything else:http://www.jokeemail.com/contactus.htm This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
