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| Welcome to the world-renowned JOKE EMAIL! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Monday 27th January, 2003100,000 subscribers Earn a bachelor's or masters degree in your spare time! Click here for information from EnrichingMinds.com. http://mocda2.com/1/c/58526/89123/239060/239060 AOL users click here ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed at the JokeEmail.com site. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Oh dear... just don't talk to me about the SuperBowl. Sure, I tipped the Bucs, but then AT THE VERY LAST MINUTE I bottled it, and wagered on Oakland. There really are no words for how bad I feel right now... Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + Print FREE coupons everyday at CoolSavings! http://mocda3.com/1/c/58526/42177/239060/239060 AOL users click here + TOTALLY new FunPages... CLEAN: Greyhound is no longer my fave Coach company.. http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/.htm AOL + Animal Joke A classic from back in the day... A guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the mutt replies. "So, what's your story?" The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says, "Ten bucks." The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?" The owner replies, "I can't stand his lies any longer.. " + Are you still waiting for Sunday to clip coupons? Cut to the chase at CoolSavings! You’ll get great coupons every day that you can use online or in your favorite stores. Save BIG on Groceries, Health & Beauty products , Baby Needs & much more! Click here! It’s FREE! http://mocda3.com/1/c/58526/68180/239060/239060 AOL users click here + Dirty Joke Four convicts were eating in the chow hall one day. One says, "You guys mind if I fart?" "No." "Pfffffffffffffff" A second guy says, "You guys mind if I fart?" "No." "Pffffffffffffff" A third guy says, "You guys mind if I fart?" "No." "Pffffffffffffff" The fourth guy says, "You guys mind if I fart?" "No." "BRRRRRAAAAAPPP!! The other three guys look astonished. "Wow!! A virgin!!" For more jokes, stroll on over to: http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ U wanna leave?Click the link at the end of this email Advertising info:http://www.jokeemail.com/advertinfo.htm Everything else:http://www.jokeemail.com/contactus.htm This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
