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| Welcome to the world-renowned JOKE EMAIL! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Friday 24th January, 2003100,000 subscribers Get outside and enjoy the Summer weather! Make your own hours and start working from home!! U.S. Residents Only. Click here to download your FREE EBook to learn how. http://mocda.com/1/c/58526/74921/238388/238388 AOL users click here ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed at the JokeEmail.com site. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Three words: Bucs Win Superbowl. Come Sunday, I'll be laughing ;-) Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + Work from home and earn $125-$175 an hour!! Click here to learn how. http://mocda.com/1/c/58526/74917/238388/238388 AOL users click here + TOTALLY new FunPages... ADULT: Clinton... the early years.. http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/earlyyears.htm AOL + Bad Joke I was driving down a lonely country road one cold winter day when it began to sleet pretty heavily. My windows were getting icy and my wiper blades were badly worn and quickly fell apart under the strain. Unable to drive any further because of the ice building up on my front window I suddenly had a great idea. I stopped and began to overturn large rocks until I located two very lethargic hibernating rattle snakes. I grabbed them up, straightened them out flat and installed them on my blades and they worked just fine. What! You've never heard of . . . wind chilled vipers? + Enter now for a chance to win a 42" Plasma Television! http://mocda2.com/1/c/58526/87028/238388/238388 AOL users click here + Sex Joke When the surgeon came to see his young female patient on the day after her operation, she was slightly embarrassed. So the doctor she asked. "What's wrong?" "Well this is a bit embarrassing for me, but just how long will it be before I can resume my normal sex life. "Uh" stammered the doctor, as he thought pensively. "Uh, I hadn't really thought about it." replied the stunned surgeon. "You're the first patient to ever ask me that after a tonsillectomy." For more jokes, stroll on over to: http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ U wanna leave?Click the link at the end of this email Advertising info:http://www.jokeemail.com/advertinfo.htm Everything else:http://www.jokeemail.com/contactus.htm ___________________________________________________________ This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
