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| Welcome to the world-renowned JOKE EMAIL! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wednesday 22nd January, 2003100,000 subscribers Click here for a chance to win 1 Year of Massages! http://mocda1.com/1/c/58526/88083/237745/237745 AOL users click here ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed at the JokeEmail.com site. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Once again, the infamous Starter is merely several lines in length due the impending tax filing date in the UK. Organisation and competency are (as I'm sure you are already aware) my buzzwords. I couldn't live with myself if I hadn't completed and filed my tax return WEEKS in advance of the final date.... Yeh, whatever... Got an ominous feeling that Mr Tax Inspector has already set his sights on my accounts in a wierd "Mike Myers from Halloween stalking his sister" kinda way. Creepy. Take my advice, and get your accounts sorted in advance... (And no, this wasn't just a blatant plug for the advert below. I actually am doing my return as we speak) ;-) Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + Complete your income taxes the fast, easy, & complete way with FREE software from TaxACT! http://mocda.com/1/c/58526/88376/237745/237745 AOL users click here + TOTALLY new FunPages... ADULT: This Bachelor needs YOUR HELP! http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/helpme.htm AOL + Short Joke Question: What Do You Call A Fish With No Eye ? Answer : A fsh. ( s o r r y ) + VIRTUAL VEGAS! - Your FREE Casino! Welcome to Virtual Vegas where you'll find 50 Great Games and TONS of Swanky PRIZES! It's FREE Join Now. http://mocda2.com/1/c/58526/86382/237745/237745 AOL users click here + Sex Joke Once upon a time in Singapore, there lived a happy couple, Mr. & Mrs. Ng with their 3 lovely daughters, Elaine, Ena & Ella. The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim and proper way and when they reached 20, they were still virgins. Years passed, and it was time to get them married. So, the parents found them the most suitable "leng chais" (handsome guys). They got married and were preparing to set off on their honeymoon. As 'concerned' parents, Mr. & Mrs. Ng were curious about their daughters' first-night experience. So, before the daughters went on their respective honeymoons, Mrs. Ng told them ...."Your father and I want to know about your 1st night encounters and whether you are satisfied. Write a letter to us, but as not to raise your husbands' curiosity... you all must use a code-name to describe your experiences". So, the excited daughters were off. A week passed, Mr. & Mrs. Ng got the first letter. It was from Elaine. They opened the letter and found the word STANDARD CHARTERED. They immediately took the newspaper and looked for the Standard Chartered advertisement. "Ah! here it is!", exclaimed Mr Ng. The motto for Standard Chartered was ... "BIG, STONG & FRIENDLY". Mrs. & Mrs. Ng were happy. A week later, they got another letter. This time it was from Ena. The content was simple. "NESCAFE". So, again they took the newspaper and looked for the Nescafe ad. "Ah! here it is. 'NESCAFE: PLEASURE TILL THE LAST DROP'. Mr. & Mrs. Ng jumped in joy. Another week passed. A month passed. And another. There was still no letter from Ella. The Ngs became worried. Finally, the letter came. It was scribbled and could hardly be read, but Mrs. Ng managed to figure it out. The code-name was "SINGAPORE AIRLINES". Why Singapore Airlines? Mr. Ng rushed to the nearest store and gota newspaper. He flipped the pages frantically. "Ah! Here it is!" Mrs. Ng grabbed the page and read aloud. Before she could finish ... THUMP!!!... she fell off her chair. The motto was ... "7 TIMES A WEEK. 4 TO 6 TIMES A DAY. NON-STOP". -From nagen For more jokes, stroll on over to: http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ U wanna leave?Click the link at the end of this email Advertising info:http://www.jokeemail.com/advertinfo.htm Everything else:http://www.jokeemail.com/contactus.htm ___________________________________________________________ This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
