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| Welcome to the world-renowned JOKE EMAIL! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Friday 17th January, 2003100,000 subscribers Take advantage of low rates and get a FREE mortgage rate quote from up to 3 competing lenders. Save Money Now! http://mocda2.com/1/c/58526/87527/236297/236297 AOL users click here ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed at the JokeEmail.com site. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The Preview continues of the year we are calling: 2003. Music Prospects: Short of Biggie and Tupac being found alive supping Gin and Juice on some far-flung Carribean isle, seems like 2003 is going to be dominated by Eminem. That's no bad thing, but I'm not sure how much longer I'm gonna put up his pessimistic 'street-life' lyrics. Sure, it's 'real', but I yearn for the days of more positive music. Yes, I believe this year will see the triumphant return of Snoop Dogg - that is, if he manages to avoid the beating Death Row exec Suge Knight has promised him since he scampered towards Master P's No Limit record label. Okay, getting serious (because let's be honest Snoop has never been the darling of the media which you need to hit the very top of the music biz), I reckon Justin Timberlake and LL Cool J are making large waves this year. Timberlake is perhaps the luckiest guy alive, and his tunes are rather good - if a little close to Wacko Jacko's style... which I'm undecided if that is a good or bad thing. Gotta figure his voice will break soon? Cool J, on the other hand, is just pure class. "Paradise" is constantly playing on the Jokemeister's WinAmp player - give this guy a Grammy. And if you haven't heard it, get a copy NOW! The Sports outlook for 2003 is likely to be somewhat biased, but that's just the way it is. Look for the Mets and Dolphins to be the best franchises in their respective sports, and for England to win the Cricket World Cup (if any of these things happen, well.. I'll quite frankly be shocked, but we can but dream. On to this weekend's NFL, and I'm aiming to continue my stellar gambling run. This week's 'anti-tips' are the Titans, and the Eagles, so start expecting a Tampa-Oakland Superbowl. Crazy choices perhaps, but lemme explain. Sure, the Titans are beat up, injured, and playing on the road against the best offense in the league. Big deal. Everyone in the world is on Oakland for a blow-out win here, and that's a concern - remember the Falcons at Green Bay in the first round? I watched the Oakland-Jets game, and I truly thought the Jets would win after going in at half-time 10-10 - but they didn't. Shame. Besides that, the Titans are a HUGE 12-1 to win the Superbowl, and that can't be ignored.. so I'm on the Titans. Anyway, I hate backing the Raiders, you just get the feeling that one big injury on either side of the ball and you can stick a fork in their back. The Eagles is an easy choice - I don't like Tampa on offense. Simple as. Mark my words ;-) Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + Get 2 Free* phones with unlimited calling between them and FREE long distance all on one bill!!! Great for family or friends who want to stay in touch! Click Below to learn more about getting 2 Free Motorola C332’s on the Voicestream FamilyTime Plan http://mocda3.com/1/c/58526/80084/236297/236297 AOL users click here + TOTALLY new FunPages... ADULT: Wishful Thinking?! http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/wishful.htm AOL + Old Age Joke An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample." The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?" "What did he say? What's he want?" His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear." + FREE Your PC From Corrupt Files Now! Have the peace of mind knowing your computer is automatically kept error-free, 24 hours a day! Safe. Simple. Secure. Silent. This proven, automated, and easy-to-use PC health check tool is guaranteed to instantly expose harmful files lurking on your computer. Get your FREE PC Health Check today at: http://mocda4.com/1/c/58526/80159/236297/236297 AOL users click here + VERY TASTELESS Jokes Have you heard the Bee Gees have changed the name of their hit song to ... ... How Deep is your Bruv? Apparently tickets for the Bee Gees upcoming tour are selling fast since the ticket prices have changed.... one third off! 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