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| Welcome to the world-renowned JOKE EMAIL! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wednesday 15th January, 2003100,000 subscribers WEB HOSTING: You CAN Get MORE for LESS 500 MB Web Hosting! + 2 Months FREE! Get 500 megs, 30 GB of quality bandwidth, 250 pop3 Email, Member Operations, MySQL, PHP4, CGI, plus more! Only $7.77/mo! Other Web hosting companies charge up to 5 times more. Setup is FREE so get started today!! Click Here: http://mocda.com/1/c/58526/87707/235655/235655 AOL users click here ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed at the JokeEmail.com site. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hmm, starting work at 2pm can be a real killer. Just never seem to wanna get out of bed early enough to get anything done before settling down to watch TV dynamite in the form of Cheers, whilst scoffing down several sausage rolls and a mug of tea, before running screaming towards the door in the realisation I am - once again - extremely late. Ahh.. if I only I could become more punctual.. Bottom line: I didn't have time to finish the Year 2003 Preview, which will now make it's overhyped appearance on Friday. The lesson, as always, is that I'm a moron. Take it easy, Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + Get a FREE New Car Quote! Save time and money by requesting a free quote today. InvoiceDealers will offer you the ABSOLUTE BEST PRICE on a new car, truck, van or sport utility vehicle. Start here and save! http://mocda.com/1/c/58526/74931/235655/235655 AOL users click here + TOTALLY new FunPages... ADULT: How 'Full Contact' can Wrestling become?? http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/wrestling.htm AOL + Topical Joke From a letter to the editor in the Boston Globe 11 January 2003 commenting on news reports of American miltary pilots being given amphetamines: Gives a whole new meaning to "Winning the war on drugs." + YourFreeVitamins.com FREE! Famous "Blue" Pain Reliever Stops Pain ON CONTACT http://mocda.com/1/c/58526/77118/235655/235655 AOL users click here + Dirty Joke He says, "Come on, babe, let's go in the alleyway and get it on. I've got fifteen bucks." She says, "FIFTEEN bucks? You're crazy. For fifteen bucks, I'll let you LOOK at it." They go into the alleyway, she pulls down her pants, and he gets down on his knees. But he can't see anything, because it's too dark, so he gets out his lighter. He lights his lighter, and he says, "My God, your pubic hair... it's so curly and thick... it's BEAUTIFUL." She says, "Thank you." He says, "You mind if I ask you a personal question?" She says, "Go ahead." He says, "Can you PEE through all that hair?" She says, "Of course." He says, "Well, you better start. You're on fire." For more jokes, stroll on over to: http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ U wanna leave?Click the link at the end of this email Advertising info:http://www.jokeemail.com/advertinfo.htm Everything else:http://www.jokeemail.com/contactus.htm ___________________________________________________________ This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
