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| Welcome to the world-renowned JOKE EMAIL! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Friday 10th January, 2003100,000 subscribers Visit CareerJournal.com, The Wall Street Journal's executive career site. Read 2,000+ articles on job hunting and career management, plus search 30,000+ high-level jobs. For today's features and job listings, click to: CareerJournal.com http://mocda.com/1/c/58526/87143/234413/234413 AOL users click here ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed at the JokeEmail.com site. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Today I *would* continue the Year 2003 Preview. However, due to the fact that Friday Joke Email is possibly the least read of all Joke Emails, I'm keeping it the Starter short, and the preview will continue Monday. This has absolutely nothing to do with me rushing to fire this off to you, before heading North for a weekend of drinking, dancing, and cavorting. Pure coincidence. However, I ALWAYS have time to talk Playoff football, and today is no exception. For the sportsfans and gamblers among you, my tip of the week is the Falcons over the Eagles. Simply put, QB's returning from injury have had a torrid time this season, usually throwing less TDs and more interceptions that before their enforced sabbatical. Donovan McNabb will be no exception. His game relies - in part - on being able to move out of the pocket and scramble when required, but he won't be doing too much of that if he's not fully recovered. Also, when you get down to it, however much you crunch the numbers Michael Vick is just a better QB than McNabb. Sure, Vick won't win or lose the game alone, but he sure gives the Falcons a good shot for an upset. Mark my words. 2003 Preview resumes Monday, when I'll sum up the prospects for music, money, and sports in 2003. Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + If you just can't get enough sports, ESPN The Magazine is for you. See for yourself, subscribe today for just $1 an issue and you'll get 26 exciting issues (one year) of ESPN The Magazine for ONLY $26. 75% off the newsstand price! Plus, you'll get our ESPN The Magazine Fleece pullover FREE with your paid subscription http://mocda.com/1/c/58526/65462/234413/234413 AOL users click here + TOTALLY new FunPages... CLEAN: A Boozer in the Making! http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/boozer.htm AOL + Short Jokes A few one liners for the weekend: Writing in the (UK) Mail on Sunday, Brit Ekland says of Rod Stewart: "He was so mean. It hurts him if he has to go for a pee because he has to give something away for nothing." How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up. Q: When you're driving, why shouldn't you swerve to hit a lawyer on a bicycle? A: It's probably your bicycle. During a recent trip to Phoenix I saw a place, Einstein Burger. The first thing that came to my mind was that, they must be relatively good. Heard this from a colleague: There is at least one redeeming feature about the Iraqi democracy - the person who gets the _most_ votes is declared the winner. It has been determined that the most often used sexual position for married couples is the doggie position: The husband sits up and begs while the wife rolls over and plays dead! + Attention! If you are a smoker age 21 or older, you can enter to win a Flat Screen TV worth $2000! Click here to complete the smokers survey and enter to win! http://mocda.com/1/c/58526/78885/234413/234413 AOL users click here + Christmas Joke Avid reader CToddski furnishes us with the absolutely final Christmas joke. I promise no more: The game show contestant was only 200 points behind the leader and about to answer the final question - worth 500 points! "To be today's champion," the show's smiling host intoned, "name two of Santa's reindeer." The contestant, a man in his early thirties, gave a sigh of relief, gratified that he had drawn such an easy question. "Rudolph!" he said confidently, "and, ...Olive!" The studio audience started to applaud (like the little sign above their heads said to do,) but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling, and the confused host replied, "Yes, we'll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain... 'Olive?!?'" "You know," the man circled his hand forward impatiently and began to sing, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed. *Olive,* the other reindeer..." For more jokes, stroll on over to: http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ U wanna leave?Click the link at the end of this email Advertising info:http://www.jokeemail.com/advertinfo.htm Everything else:http://www.jokeemail.com/contactus.htm ___________________________________________________________ This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
