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| Welcome to the world-renowned JOKE EMAIL! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Monday 6th January, 2003100,000 subscribers Surf the Internet without missing important calls. Use CallWave's FREE Internet Answering Machine! Click Here to Download Callwave Now! http://mocda.com/1/c/58526/48122/233646/233646 AOL users click here ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed at the JokeEmail.com site. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The Year 2003 Preview was certainly a great idea, and if I had the time I would have put it together today. As it happened, I stayed up late to watch the two NFL Wildcard games last night, which resulted in less than four hours sleep before trudging off to the supermarket at 6am. Not good times. Bad times.. In fact, especially BAD times when you consider that I wagered on BOTH the Browns and Giants to win outright yesterday. Yes, just when it looked like the chips were finally falling in my favor, fate appears and gives me a kick in the nuts.. and for the Giants to lose on that busted Field Goal.. ooooohh dear. I knew even before they snapped the ball that 3 points wouldn't be appearing on the Scoreboard anytime soon. Still, these things happen.. Factor in that I also picked the Pack to win big over the Falcons, and I went a measly 1-3 over the weekend. For all those eager to back the teams I wager against NEXT weekend, I'll have my tips posted on Friday. 2003 Preview coming your way on Wednesday... Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + 4 DVDs for only $0.49 each (plus shipping and processing)! What are you waiting for? Start building your library today with your favorite films. With so many titles to choose from, you’re bound to find some essential titles you just can't live without! Click for more details. http://mocda.com/1/c/58526/69307/233646/233646 AOL users click here + TOTALLY new FunPages... CLEAN: I wouldn't be smiling in this Bleak Situation! http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/smile.htm AOL + General Joke One day, a pirate ship is cruising the seas off the coast of England when the scout yells, "There's a English ship on the horizon." Immediately, the crew looks to the captain, who valiantly says, "Bring me my red shirt." The captain dons the shirt and the British ship commences the attack. The captain and his men fight valiantly and crush the british attackers. A few days later, the scout yells, "There are three English ships on the horizon." Immediately, the crew looks to the captain, and again he says (in his most manly voice), "Bring me my red shirt." Again, the English ships begin their attack and the pirates fight off all three of the attacking ships. After the battle is over, one of the mates sheepishly approaches the captain and asks, "Sir, why do you keep asking for your red shirt?" The captain replies, "I ask for the red shirt so if I am injured in battle, you will not see my blood, and will continue to fight." The crew is in awe with these words. The following week, the scout yells, "There are ten English ships on the horizon." The crew again looks to the captain, waiting for him to ask for his red shirt. He is silent for a moment and then says, "Bring me my brown pants." + Reduce your DEBT TODAY! Decrease your monthly payments up to 50%, Consolidate numerous bills into one easy payment, FREE services are available to you. . . 24 hours a day, 7 days a week click here to apply online: http://mocda.com/1/c/58526/45000/233646/233646 AOL users click here + Short Jokes A collection of "quickies".. Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. See....You've met your New Year's resolution Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. Q: What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing............. yet. Q. What is the difference between movie theater refreshments and movies at a police stag party? A. One is pop corn, the other is cop porn. Yo momma so slutty that I could've been your daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change. For more jokes, stroll on over to: http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ U wanna leave?Click the link at the end of this email Advertising info:http://www.jokeemail.com/advertinfo.htm Everything else:http://www.jokeemail.com/contactus.htm ___________________________________________________________ This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
