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| Welcome to the world-renowned JOKE EMAIL! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Thursday 2nd January, 2003100,000 subscribers Visit StartupJournal.com - from the editors at The Wall Street Journal, it's the official website of the American Dream: search businesses for sale, franchise opportunities and get practical advice and guidance for entrepreneurs. http://psstt.com/1/c/58526/84501/232775/232775 AOL users click here ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed at the JokeEmail.com site. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I know how it goes... you're back at work whilst everyone else is still barely conscious in bed, gasping for water and grabbing for the Resolve, in a vain attempt to recover from their New Year's hangover. Life sucks eh? Well, not anymore... as a perfect pick-me-up for the new year, I've decided to send out a special Thursday edition of Joke Email to help ease you back into the 9-5 a little easier. Ain't I good to ya! Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + VIG-RX PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS 100% GUARANTEED, Doctor approved Full Money Back Guarantee - Overnight Delivery! Give her something to SMILE about! Click here for details: http://psstt.com/1/c/58526/71839/232775/232775 AOL users click here + TOTALLY new FunPages... ADULT: Sick and Twisted Yoga Guy Loses his Head.. http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/twisted.htm AOL + Religious Joke Mother Teresa died and went to heaven. God greeted her at the Pearly Gates. "Be thou hungry, Mother Teresa?" asked God. "I could eat," Mother Teresa replied. So God opened a can of tuna and reached for a chunk of rye bread and they began to share it. While eating this humble meal, MotherTeresa looked down into Hell and saw the inhabitants devouring huge steaks, lobsters, pheasants, and pastries. Curious, but deeply trusting, she remained quiet. The next day God again invited her to join him for a meal. Again, it was tuna and rye bread. Once again, Mother Teresa could see the denizens of Hell enjoying lamb, turkey, venison, and delicious desserts. Still she said nothing. The following day, mealtime arrived and another can of tuna was opened. She couldn't contain herself any longer.Meekly, she asked, "God, I am grateful to be in heaven with you as a reward for the pious, obedient life I led. But here in heaven all I get to eat is tuna and a piece of rye bread and in the Other Place they eat like emperors and kings! I just don't understand it..." God sighed. "Let's be honest Teresa," ". . . for just two people, it doesn't pay to cook." + YOUR COMPUTER IS WATCHING YOU!! RECORDING EVERY SITE YOU VISIT!! Windows won't let you eliminate the records yourself. DOWNLOAD INTERNET ERASER http://www.jokeemail.com/stuff/internet_eraser.htm AOL + Leftover Christmas Jokes What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs, chewing on a razor blade? Still no bloody idea What do you call a deer with no feet, legs, torso, neck, or head? A hat rack For more jokes, stroll on over to: http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ U wanna leave?Click the link at the end of this email Advertising info:http://www.jokeemail.com/advertinfo.htm Everything else:http://www.jokeemail.com/contactus.htm ___________________________________________________________ This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
