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| Welcome to JokeEmail.com's Joke Email ! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Friday 12th April, 2002162,000 subscribers Enter Canned Food Alliance's "Adventures in the Kitchen" recipe contest. Win a fabulous trip to a magical theme park in Orlando, Florida or CASH. Submit your original kid-friendly recipe using two canned food ingredients to Mealtime.org If you support our partner charity, you also could receive a FREE kid's cookbook. Visit Mealtime.org and let the adventures begin! http://www.jokeemail.com/free/recipe_contest.htm AOL ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed either at the JokeEmail.com site, or through a SuperTAF Tell a Friend form on other humor sites. Removal instructions are located the end of this Ezine. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hey, Have a great weekend.. I'm sure I will ;-) (as always..) Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + TOTALLY new FunPages... ADULT: Busty Beauty http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/busty_beauty.htm AOL CLEAN: Subtle Hints in Life http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/subtle_hints.htm AOL + Kids Joke The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present. "Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?" Five small voices answered in unison. "Okay, daddy, you get the toy." + Enter Canned Food Alliance's "Adventures in the Kitchen" recipe contest. Win a fabulous trip to a magical theme park in Orlando, Florida or CASH. Submit your original kid-friendly recipe using two canned food ingredients to Mealtime.org If you support our partner charity, you also could receive a FREE kid's cookbook. Visit Mealtime.org and let the adventures begin! http://www.jokeemail.com/free/recipe_contest.htm AOL + Dirty Joke A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when a robber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells to the bartender, "This is a stick-up! Put all your dough in this bag!" The frightened bartender pleads, "Don't shoot, please! I'll do as you say!" The robber yells, "Shut up and empty the cash register!" The bartender says, "Okay, okay! Just don't shoot, I have a wife and kids! I'll do whatever you say!" The crook takes the money then puts the gun to the bartender's head and says, "Alright, now give me a blowjob!" "Anything!" cries the bartender, "Just don't shoot!" The bartender starts to blow the crook. As the crook gets excited, he drops the gun. The bartender sees the gun on the floor, picks it up, hands it back to the crook and yells, "Hold the gun, damn it! One of my friends might walk in!" For more jokes, click here http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ To unsubscribe:leave-jokeemail@relay.netatlantic.com Advertising inquiries:advertinfo@jokeemail.com Everything else:webmaster@jokeemail.com ___________________________________________________________ This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
