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| Welcome to JokeEmail.com's Joke Email ! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Friday 22nd March, 2002162,000 subscribers Subscribe FREE: OAG's FREQUENT FLYER UPDATE Get the tips you need to handle delays. work smarter, and feel secure while traveling on business. Don't sacrifice productivity, let alone your nerves! For your FREE Subscription click here http://www.jokeemail.com/free/freq_flyer.htm AOL users click here ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed either at the JokeEmail.com site, or through a SuperTAF Tell a Friend form on other humor sites. Removal instructions are located the end of this Ezine. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hey, Okay, I'll explain just how badly things went with my project demostration.. Imagine the scene, Tom dressed up smartly (aiming for a few points for first impressions), sweating profusely realising that wearing a woolen jumper was a bad idea, and trying to show how the Java Scrabble game works. Things go sour almost immediately when it becomes apparent one of the markers has never played Scrabble, so I'm forced to explain how the game works. Then all Hell breaks loose as I start to present the game. You see, the program has a few errors that USUALLY don't appear until late in the game, and only when certain random criterea are fulfilled. However, the error displays on about the fourth turn of the computer - not good. Okay, so I load the game again to continue presenting it, and *BANG* error number two appears. At this point one of the markers starts looking around the room as if he wants to be elsewhere... patently not impressed by my masterpiece of programming. So that went badly, then I spoke to a few people and realised I now have to do a 60 page dissertation of my program.... why can't things just be simple? Take it easy ;-) Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + TOTALLY new FunPages... CLEAN: April FOOL! http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/aprilfool.htm AOL + Marriage Joke A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce." "Because," the man says, "I live in a two-story house." The Judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about a two-story house?" The man answers, "Well Judge, one story is **I have a headache** and the other story is **It's that time of the month.** " + Career Joke 10 Reasons Why You Should Ask Your Boss For A Raise: 10. You take your paycheck to the bank and the teller bursts out in hysterical laughter. 9. The Red Cross calls and offers you emergency assistance. 8. Your only charge cards are for the Salvation Army, ARC, and DAV thrift stores. 7. You work full time and you still qualify for food stamps. 6. You empty out your piggy bank and then cook the bank and serve it for your Easter ham. 5. All you can think about morning, noon and night is clipping grocery coupons. 4. You file your income taxes and the IRS returns them stamped, "Charity Case - Return To Sender." 3. You set the world record for mailing $1.00 rebate requests to Young America, Minnesota. 2. You pay all your bills, put your remaining $1 bill into your billfold and it goes into shock. and the number 1 reason you need to ask for a raise... 1. You get arrested for taking the coins out of the fountain in the mall. : For more jokes, click here http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ To unsubscribe:leave-jokeemail@relay.netatlantic.com Advertising inquiries:advertinfo@jokeemail.com Everything else:webmaster@jokeemail.com ___________________________________________________________ This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
