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| Welcome to JokeEmail.com's Joke Email ! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wednesday 6th March, 2002162,000 subscribers YOUR INTERNET USAGE IS BEING TRACKED You have no privacy protection. Will your BOSS, WIFE or KIDS will find out? DOWNLOAD INTERNET ERASER SOFTWARE NOW http://www.jokeemail.com/stuff/interneteraser.htm AOL link ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed either at the JokeEmail.com site, or through a SuperTAF Tell a Friend form on other humor sites. Removal instructions are located the end of this Ezine. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hey, Jees... my eyes are becoming extremely sore looking at this computer screen 12 hours a day. The reason - my java programming project which is nearing completion. The deadline is pretty tight, so I've gotta rush and do more work on that. Take it easy ;-) Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + TOTALLY new FunPages... ADULT: 101 Guide to Sex Positions http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/101positions.htm AOL CLEAN: Phillip? Where have you gone? http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/phillip.htm AOL + Email Joke These are some signs that lead to the fact that someone's been using your e-mail account... - "Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?" - One Secret Service agent is sitting on your head while another is slapping cuffs on you. - Apparently, your flame war with DonCorleone@mafia.com is about to turn ugly. - When you log on, your computer says, "You've got lawsuits!" - Your inbox is filled with dog porno and you're strictly a sheep porno kind of guy. :-) - Sotheby's says the Rembrandt is yours and that you now owe them $71,000,000 and change. - "The resistance welcomes your involvement. Your contact information has been forwarded to a local insurgent whowill bring supplies and reinforcements to you immediately." - Your wife calls you at the office to report that 'Crystal', your Thai mail-order bride, has arrived. + YOUR INTERNET USAGE IS BEING TRACKED DOWNLOAD INTERNET ERASER SOFTWARE NOW http://www.jokeemail.com/stuff/interneteraser.htm AOL link + Marriage Joke This fellow was walking home from work one evening, very depressed. He was married to a nagging woman who was constantly switching between treating him nice and tearing down his self esteem. To add to it, his best friend was to be hanged that night for a capital crime. He stomped into the house and slammed the door, sunk in his self-pity. His wife said, "Honey, what's the problem?" "They're hanging my best friend, Tony Wright, tonight!" "I understand. Go take a bath, and I'll get supper ready for you, Sweetie, and you can go down to see him before the hanging. Now, won't that make you feel better?" He decided to not make it worse and agrees with her proposal. Well, while she was getting supper the paper came, hitting the front door with a plop. She picked it up and opened it. The heading said, "WRIGHT GETS STAY OF EXECUTION." She knew her husband would want to know immediately and hearing the great news would really lift his spirits, so she went up the stairs and opened the bathroom door. There he was, bent over and stark naked, cleaning the tub. She said, "Honey, they're not hanging Wright tonight!" He answered, "The same old story. First you're nice and then bitch, bitch, bitch!!!" (think about it.....!!) For more jokes, click here http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ To unsubscribe:leave-jokeemail@relay.netatlantic.com Advertising inquiries:advertinfo@jokeemail.com Everything else:webmaster@jokeemail.com ___________________________________________________________ This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
