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| Welcome to JokeEmail.com's Joke Email ! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Friday 1st March, 2002162,000 subscribers Win a Spa Getaway! Enter now to win a free spa vacation! One winner will be chosen at random for an all expense paid vacation for two including airfare, hotel accommodations and spa services valued at over $3,000! http://www.jokeemail.com/free/spa.htm AOL users click here ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed either at the JokeEmail.com site, or through a SuperTAF Tell a Friend form on other humor sites. Removal instructions are located the end of this Ezine. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hey, Phew.. what a relief. So there I am all today hammering away on my keyboard typing anything to get the damn word count over 2500 words. I finally finish my two masterpieces about 'intellectual property law', and 'implications of trading online' (don;t they sound fun?) and rush to the train station to get to Uni double quick (I have 15 minutes to print them out, hand them in, or I will spontaneously combust - well, okay the last one is a lie but you get the idea) Get to the train station - train DELAYED 8 minutes. NOT good. Not good at all. So, it's time for a bright idea and I decide to run the mile or so along the canal instead. Unfortunately I misjudge the time it wil take (and my physical condition..) and arrive at the department a staggering 2 mins before the deadline. Problems - I still have to print it our and spellcheck it. Get that done, now 10 mins late with essays, but luckily the secretary is not the most time concious person in the world and allows me to hand them in just as she picks the rest up. Success! I just wanna go to bed.. Have a good weekend... Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + TOTALLY new FunPages... ADULT: It's about time Kermit HAD Miss Piggy. http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/misspiggy.htm AOL CLEAN: I just wish it were TRUE!! http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/watercooler.htm AOL + DirtyJoke One day a young man went to a pharmacy and asked the little old lady behind the counter if he could speak with the pharmacist. "I am the pharmacist," she informed him. "Oh, in that case forget it," he replied and started to leave. "Young man," the lady said to him, "my sister and I have been pharmacists for forty years and there is nothing we haven't heard, so what is your problem?" "Well," the young man said reluctantly, "I have a problem with erections. Once I get hard, it won't go down for hours and hours, no matter how much I masturbate or how many times I have intercourse! Please, can you give me something for it?" "I'll have to go in the back and talk to my sister," she informed him. About ten minutes later she came back. "Young man, I have consulted with my sister and the best we can give you is $600 a week and half interest in the pharmacy." + Win a Spa Getaway! Enter now to win a free spa vacation! One winner will be chosen at random for an all expense paid vacation for two including airfare, hotel accommodations and spa services valued at over $3,000! http://www.jokeemail.com/free/spa.htm AOL users click here + Business Joke (an oldie but a goodie) These three men went into business together and the first one said: "I put up sixty-five percent of the capital, so I'm the president and chairman of the board." "I put up thirty percent of the money," said the second, "so I'm appointing myself vice president, secretary and treasurer." "Well I put up five percent," pointed out the third partner. "What's that make me?" The chairman said, "I'm appointing you vice president of sex and music." "That sounds mighty fine," said the third man, "but what does it mean?" "It means what when I want your f*cking advice, I'll whistle." For more jokes, click here http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ To unsubscribe:leave-jokeemail@relay.netatlantic.com Advertising inquiries:advertinfo@jokeemail.com Everything else:webmaster@jokeemail.com ___________________________________________________________ This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
