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| Welcome to JokeEmail.com's Joke Email ! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wednesday 27th February, 2002162,000 subscribers Win a Free Denise Richards Poster! http://www.jokeemail.com/free/denise.htm AOL Win a Free Vin Diesel Poster! http://www.jokeemail.com/free/vindiesel.htm AOL ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed either at the JokeEmail.com site, or through a SuperTAF Tell a Friend form on other humor sites. Removal instructions are located the end of this Ezine. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hey, Well, it's Wednesday already and apparently the UK's "Pop Idol" Will Young is number one in the charts with record sales of over 1.2 million this week alone. Now, if you don't live in the UK, this probably means nothing... but be warned because it's heading your way. Yes, the "Pop Idol" format has been sold to a tonne of countries, and no doubt it will soon be with you. To bring you up to speed, here's how it works. 1) Loads of nobodies audition - the funniest of which are shown in the first few programmes for mere comedy value (the best part of the series IMO) 2) The best ones are selected, and taken to more auditions (less funny, but still amusing to see the hosts of the show trying to console their way into the heartbroken girl's knickers.. - just watch it..) 3) Next we get 5 or 6 groups of 10 finalists who perform live on tele in front of the judges. This is the best part.. some of the judges absolutely NAIL some of the contestants. I'll always remember one part - some 16 year old kid having an off day and just mailing in his performance, which is greeted by the head judge guy with a "this kid is not a pop idol - he shouldn't have even got this far.) Kid wells up, cut to commercial. You get the idea - rinse, separate, and repeat for 5 weeks. 4) Finally, we get 10 finalists who are all pretty good. Week by week, one is voted off "Survivor"-esque leaving us with Will Young (rank outsider) and Gareth Gates(1-7 favorite). Now, don't get me wrong, I wasn't too fond of Young (the eventual winner) but Gates began to get on my nerves. The reason? - simple. He overcame a disabling stutter throughout the show which was fantastic to see him overcome, but he began to play on it in the final week to try and gain votes. Sorry pal, that ain't on. So there you have it - Pop Idol is heading your way to create a one hit wonder pop star who will have no hit, then disappear quicker than a Russian endurance gold medal. You have been warned... Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + TOTALLY new FunPages... ADULT: Skiing can be PAINFUL http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/skipain.htm AOL CLEAN: Mom's Online! http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/mom_online.htm AOL + Win a Free Vin Diesel Poster! http://www.jokeemail.com/free/vindiesel.htm + Dating Joke Things a Guy Doesn't want to hear his blind date say.... I'm glad we have this date tonight. My boyfriend just got out of prison and I really didn't want to be alone. Do you mind if we stop by the free clinic? I want to see if my test results are in. Before we go out we have to get the rules straight. Don't worry, I've got the training sessions cut down to an hour if you're a good boy and pay attention. That's odd, you sounded handsome on the phone. Do you have to shine your bald spot or does that glare just happen? This is my first date since I was released from Bellevue. They think that schizo-paranoia thing was because of unresolved issue's in my past lives. By the way, why do you keep calling me Mary? Turn here! That looks like my husbands car ahead. You look surprised. Didn't you know I was a male impersonator. I'm sorry, something came up and I can't make it, but I've arranged for my cousin Grunhilda to go out with you. Have you ever dated a female wrestler before? + Win a Free Denise Richards Poster! http://www.jokeemail.com/free/denise.htm + Dirty Joke A young man is staggering about drunk with a key in his hand. "What's going on 'ere then?" says a passing policeman. "They stole me bl**dy car!" shouts the drunk. "Where did you last see it?" asks the copper. "On the end of this key!" wails the drunk. The policeman looks him over and says,"Are you aware, sir, that your penis is hanging out of your trousers?". "Holy 5h*t!" screams the drunk, "They got me girlfriend too!" For more jokes, click here http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ To unsubscribe:leave-jokeemail@relay.netatlantic.com Advertising inquiries:advertinfo@jokeemail.com Everything else:webmaster@jokeemail.com ___________________________________________________________ This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
