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| Welcome to JokeEmail.com's Joke Email ! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wednesday 20th February, 2002162,000 subscribers Is he going to call? Am I going to get that killer promotion? Is my roommate ever moving out? Get your answers the unconventional way... with a FREE Psychic Reading by phone! We’ll connect you to any LiveAdvice Psychic you choose. Ready to try something new? Click Now and Join! http://www.jokeemail.com/free/psychic.htm AOL users click here ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed either at the JokeEmail.com site, or through a SuperTAF Tell a Friend form on Gaspirtz.com. Removal instructions are located the end of this Ezine. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hey, Finally got to see my project supervisor and things are looking a little brighter for my java project! Thanks for all the help I got from people who emailed me - I appreciate it. Enjoy the jokes and pics. Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + TOTALLY new FunPages... ADULT: Problems at the Research lab http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/researchlab.htm AOL CLEAN: You Tested Positive! http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/testpositive.htm AOL + Short Jokes One good thing about drugs They taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system... What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose. It's not polite to talk with your mouth full, and it's not polite to talk on the phone while you're taking a dump. And that pretty much sums up food etiquette from beginning to end. The most recent survey on women showed that 10 percent of the men interviewed liked women with thin legs. Another 15 percent preferred muscular legs. The rest liked something in-between. "It is better to have loved and lost than spend the rest of your life with an asshole." What do women and tax forms have in common? Men love to cheat on them. + Is he going to call? Am I going to get that killer promotion? Is my roommate ever moving out? Get your answers the unconventional way... with a FREE Psychic Reading by phone! We’ll connect you to any LiveAdvice Psychic you choose. Ready to try something new? Click Now and Join! http://www.jokeemail.com/free/psychic.htm AOL users click here + Marriage Joke The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This "Handy Hormone Hostage Guide" should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other. DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: Wow! Look at you! DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? And my personal favorite .. DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo today. SAFEST: Y'know, I've always loved you in that robe. For more jokes, click here http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ To unsubscribe:leave-jokeemail@relay.netatlantic.com Advertising inquiries:advertinfo@jokeemail.com Everything else:webmaster@jokeemail.com ___________________________________________________________ This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
