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| Welcome to JokeEmail.com's Joke Email ! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Monday 11th February, 2002130,000 subscribers Shurgard provides the perfect solution for your storage needs. We can help in nearly every aspect of storage - Reserve your unit online and save time and money. http://www.jokeemail.com/free/store.htm AOL ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed either at the JokeEmail.com site, or through a SuperTAF Tell a Friend form on Gaspirtz.com. Removal instructions are located the end of this Ezine. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hey, Another good weekend. Out Saturday night for some light relief from my horrendous dissertation, which isn't actually going so badly anymore. Once it's working to some extent I'll post a link to it so you can all admire my somewhat limited programming skills. In fact, any lecturers out there can use it as an example of how NOT to program Java applets. Yes, it's THAT bad. Have a good one.. Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + TOTALLY new FunPages... ADULT: Sexual Harassment at work. Take note men! http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/harassment.htm AOL CLEAN: BabySitter's have it EASY... http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/babysitter.htm AOL + Redneck Joke A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. He's still wriggling - what should I do?'' "In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush." The farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush." "So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped. "The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing." + Need more room at home? Store stuff away! http://www.jokeemail.com/free/store.htm + Political Joke A few years ago a man who was openly gay was elected as Mayor. After the election results were in, a hord of reporters surrounded him and began asking him questions on how he won. A young reporter walked up to him and said," Mr. Mayor, I understand that you used a basic grass roots campaign to win, met lots of people, shook lots of hands, kissed lots of babies...I even heard that you kissed a parakeet. " The Mayor replied, "That's right young man, I brought the campaign to the people, but I must correct you on one point, I did not kiss a parakeet...That's A Lie...I kissed a Cock-or-two." For more jokes, click here http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ To unsubscribe:leave-jokeemail@relay.netatlantic.com Advertising inquiries:advertinfo@jokeemail.com Everything else:webmaster@jokeemail.com ___________________________________________________________ This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
