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| Welcome to JokeEmail.com's Joke Email ! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Friday 25th January, 2002117,000 subscribers Discover The 100% NO RISK Way To MELT Off 5-10 Pounds In The Next 7 Days! http://www.jokeemail.com/free/trim.htm AOL users click here ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed either at the JokeEmail.com site, or through a SuperTAF Tell a Friend form on Gaspirtz.com. If you have subscribed in error, unsubscribe instructions are located the end of this Ezine. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hey, Have a great weekend! New funpages are further down the email! Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + TOTALLY new FunPages... ADULT: Happy Valentines Day! http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/valentinesday.htm AOL CLEAN: Only the lucky got to surgery! http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/hospital.htm AOL + President Joke Top four reasons why president Bush may have choked on a pretzel: 4) While watching football on TV, saw Bin Laden and Mullah Omar sitting in the bleachers. 3) Even in the wake of unspeakable evil, Bush couldn't resist a challenge from brother Jeb, to "swallowing a pretzel...whole." 2) Tried to untwist pretzel with his tongue to impress the First Lady .. And the number one reason why Bush choked on a pretzel: 1) He inhaled. + FREE SAMPLE "Discover The 100% NO RISK Way To MELT Off 5-10 Pounds In The Next 7 Days!" http://www.jokeemail.com/free/loseweight.htm AOL users click here + Tasteless Joke A young man graduated from University of Arkansas with a degree in journalism. His first assignment for the newspaper who hired him was to write a human interest story. Being from Arkansas, he went back to the country to do his research. He went to an old farmer's house way back in the hills, introduced himself to the farmer and proceeded to explain to him why he was there. The young man asked, "Has anything ever happened around here that made you happy?" The farmer thought for a minute and said, "Yep! One time one of my neighbor's sheep got lost. We formed a posse and found it. We all screwed it and took it back home." "I can't print that!" the young man exclaimed. "Can you think of anything else that happened that made you or a lot of other people happy?" After another moment, the farmer said, "Yeah, one time my neighbor's daughter, a good looking girl, got lost. We formed a big posse that time and found her. After we all screwed her, we took her back home." Again, the young man said "I can't print that either. Has anything ever happened around here that made you sad?" The old farmer dropped his head as if he were ashamed and after a few seconds looked up timidly at the young man and said, "I got lost once." For more jokes, click here http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ To unsubscribe:leave-jokeemail@relay.netatlantic.com Advertising inquiries:advertinfo@jokeemail.com Joke submissions:jokes@jokeemail.com Everything else:webmaster@jokeemail.com ___________________________________________________________ ==================================================== This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
