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| Welcome to JokeEmail.com's Joke Email ! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wednesday 23rd January, 2002113,000 subscribers Do you want a cell phone? AT&T is giving away FREE phones! Click here to claim yours now and get a $40 Credit and $50 Gift Card! http://www.jokeemail.com/free/free_phones.htm AOL users click here ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed either at the JokeEmail.com site, or through a SuperTAF Tell a Friend form. If you have subscribed in error, unsubscribe instructions are located the end of this Ezine. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hey, You see that press conference between Tyson and Lewis? Man, that was quality... Tyson blatantly knows he's gonna take a beating from our boy Lennox, and he wants out of the fight. Apparently, by causing all that scuffling, he's hoping that the Nevada board of gaming (etc etc) won't grant the fight a license and he won't have to fight. The guy is a joke.. pure and simple. Without his hundred-strong entourage, he's wouldn't have a chance in the ring. Besides that, the tickets for that fight are going to be gold-dust... anyone who wants to pass them my way will be handsomely rewarded ;-) New funpages are further down the email! Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + TOTALLY new FunPages... ADULT: Girls - How to avoid Pregnancy. http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/pregnancy.htm AOL CLEAN: Wouldn't it be good if all layoffs were like this? http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/layoffs.htm AOL + Enron Joke This Fall, as Enron was going down, Chairman Ken Lay was desperately trying to raise cash. In a meeting with top bankers, Lay presented a list of all the collateral they had for a new loan. There were pipelines, contracts, receivables, a half-built plant in India -- quite a list. But the bankers told him it wasn't enough. "Isn't there ANYTHING else you own which is fully paid for, that you can put up? And no one has seen Dick Cheney since. + Free Cell Phone from AT&T! Get Unlimited Nights and Weekends! $40 Service Credit and a $50 Nokia Gift Card! Click here for more information and to sign up! http://www.jokeemail.com/free/free_fones.htm AOL users click here + Marriage Joke. A man walks into the kitchen and says to his wife: "The pub's open so get your coat on." Delighted she replies: "Great, I haven't been to the pub with you for a long time." "No," he says "I'm going on my own and I'm turning the heating off!" For more jokes, click here http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ To unsubscribe:leave-jokeemail@relay.netatlantic.com Advertising inquiries:advertinfo@jokeemail.com Joke submissions:jokes@jokeemail.com Everything else:webmaster@jokeemail.com ___________________________________________________________ ==================================================== This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
