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| Welcome to JokeEmail.com's Joke Email ! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wednesday 9th January, 2002113,000 subscribers Learn how to be a better LOVER! http://www.jokeemail.com/stuff/lovers_guide.htm AOL Link ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed either at the JokeEmail.com site, or through a SuperTAF Tell a Friend form. If you have subscribed in error, unsubscribe instructions are located the end of this Ezine. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hey, Enjoy the jokes - I'm in another real rush because I appear to have left starting two 2500 word essays till today and they both have to be in on Friday... Annoyance!?! Added to that, I think one of my advertisers isn't gonna pay me. Can things get any worse? => New fun pages... => are right below... Have a good one... Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + TOTALLY new FunPages... ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ADULT: And you think YOUR job is bad? http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/best_job.htm AOL CLEAN: Farty Fish http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/farty_fish.htm AOL + Money Joke ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Signs You Are Broke After Christmas: 1. American Express calls and says; " definitely leave home without it" 2. Your idea of a 7 course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant. 3. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. 4. You give blood everyday, just for the orange juice. 5. You finally clean your house, hoping to find loose change. 6. McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments. 7. Sally Struthers sends you food. 8. You go back for seconds at communion. 9. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln. 10. You do rob Peter and then you rob Paul. + Enlarge your cup size NATURALLY ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ No surgery, guaranteed results Effective in 89% of women. http://www.jokeemail.com/stuff/enlarge.htm AOL Link + Foreign Joke ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Akmed came to the United States from Afghanistan, and he was only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him. Finally, he went to an Arab doctor. The Arab doctor said, "Take dees bucket, go into de odder room, poop in de bucket, pee on de poop, and den put your head down over de bucket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes." Akmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes. Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What was it?" The doctor said, "You were only homesick." For more jokes, click here http://www.jokeemail.com/random.htm + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ To unsubscribe:leave-jokeemail@relay.netatlantic.com Advertising inquiries:advertinfo@jokeemail.com Joke submissions:jokes@jokeemail.com Everything else:webmaster@jokeemail.com ___________________________________________________________ ==================================================== This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
