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| Welcome to JokeEmail.com's Joke Email ! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Monday 30th July, 200181,000 subscribers **OH MY GOSH** **Shocking, Explicit Humor, a MUST SEE** HumorHaven.com has the most outrageous, craziest, pictures and jokes! Updated daily this site is a MUST SEE. Don't miss out, click the link below, you will REGRET it if you dont. Who knows, you just might see a picture of YOURSELF there. Visit HumorHaven.com now! Click here: http://www.humorhaven.com AOL users click here ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed either at the JokeEmail.com site, or through a SuperTAF Tell a Friend form. If you have subscribed in error, unsubscribe instructions are located the end of this Ezine. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hey Folks! I've had a damn good weekend - scorching heat to start with. Friday I had a few beers and a game of poker. I was up about £5 and I should've left then, but then I got greedy and decided to play on for a few extra quid.... BIG mistake. Me and my mate Chris went head to head, with a pair and a few clubs on the table. I had a flush draw, but I didn't see the full house and he cleaned me out good and proper. Take heed... when you're up, leave the game... Then, Saturday I got my first motor. Some old geezer died and the his 1983 Ford Fiesta was in the newspaper for just £25 ($40). Turned out it was actually meant to be £250, but I managed to get the thing for £100. Nice little car, only 33,000 miles on the clock, and if you look carefully enough you can just see a bit of paint among all the rust. It's hardly a Lexus, but hell.... we've all gotta start somewhere eh? ;-) Enjoy these - the operation one is sick... New funny pictures: ADULT: http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/operation.htm CLEAN: http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/drinkandfly.htm Keep laughing ;-) Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + TOTALLY new Cartoons... ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ADULT: Nightmare Operation http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/operation.htm AOL CLEAN: Don't Drink and Fly http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/drinkandfly.htm AOL + Marrige Joke ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ A man came home from an exhausting day at work, plopped down on the couch in front of the television, and told his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts!" The wife sighed and got him a beer. Ten minutes later, he said, "Get me another beer before it starts!" She looked cross, but fetched another beer and slammed it down next to him. He finished that beer and a few minutes later said, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute!" The wife was furious. "Is that all you're going to do tonight! Drink beer and sit in front of that TV! You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob and furthermore..." The man sighed and said, "It's started." *** MYTH #911: All the good ones are taken *** ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ With 3 million profiles, AmericanSingles is one of the world's most popular dating sites! You never know who might be online and longing for you - click our link to find out! http://by.advertising.com/1/c/58526/27032/80627/80627 AOL users click here + Career Joke ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ This happened to me awhile ago. I was visiting my dad's company, and he wanted to let me try out one of their new web based training products. He told me to have the webmaster set up a fake account in the name of Jack Daniels, with the password whiskey, or something easier to remember. The webmaster had everything set up, and then had me type in the pass. A few hours later he was trying to have his secretary, a sweet sixty-something white-haired old lady, demo the same software to a group of clients. He called me into the room, which had about 10 people in it, and the conversation went something like this: Secretary: Would you please tell me the password for the Jack Daniels account? Me: I'm sorry, but I can't do that. Secretary: Oh, right, you're not supposed to say passwords aloud when others are around. Would you please write it down for me? Me: I'm sorry, but I can't do that either. Secretary: Oh, right, I understand. Well how about just whispering it in my ear. Me: I DEFINITELY can't do that. The password: Blow Me. -From Anon +=- Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ To unsubscribe:jokeemail@remove.postmastergeneral.com Advertising inquiries:advertinfo@jokeemail.com Joke submissions:jokes@jokeemail.com Everything else:webmaster@jokeemail.com ___________________________________________________________ ==================================================== This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
