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| Welcome to JokeEmail.com's Joke Email ! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Friday 27th July, 200182,000 subscribers ***** IMPORTANT NOTE FOR ALL NEW SUBSCRIBERS ************ IF this is the first issue of Joke Email you have received, please be aware that this is NOT spam. Due to our partneship with High School Humor, when you joined HSH, you also joined Joke Email. Unfortunately, due to me being on holiday, and technical problems with our list host, we were unable to add you to JokeEmail until now. We totally understand if you do not wish to receive our funny jokes and pictures- if this is the case please unsubscribe by emailing jokeemail@remove.postmastergeneral.com Your address WILL NOT be traded from the JokeEmail list, and we respect your privacy absolutely http://www.jokeemail.com/privacy.htm Please enjoy the jokes and pictures! And we hope you don't unsubscribe! Now... take a look at out TWO funny jokes, and FUNNY PICTURES! ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed either at the JokeEmail.com site, or through a SuperTAF Tell a Friend form. If you have subscribed in error, unsubscribe instructions are located the end of this Ezine. + The Starter ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hey Folks! You may have noticed that we have gained quite a few new subscribers. Welcome to these new subscribers, and we hope that you enjoy the jokes and funny pictures - every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday! Anyway, enough of that - it's FRIDAY - which only means one thing..... the bars and clubs are beckoning us all. So get out of work early, throw on your favorite clothes, and get out and have a great time! New funny pictures: ADULT: http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/bananas.htm CLEAN: http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/pricelessbush.htm Keep laughing ;-) Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + TOTALLY new Cartoons... ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ADULT: Bananas http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/bananas.htm AOL CLEAN: Priceless - George W Bush http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/pricelessbush.htm AOL + Police Joke ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Top Ten Things NOT To Say To The Cop Who Pulls You Over 10. Your so called "speed limits" mean nothing to me flatfoot. I live my life one quarter-mile at a time. 9. You again? I thought I lose you at that last red light. 8. Aren't you going to strip search me, big boy? 7. I am not the droid you're looking for. You don't need to see my papers. 6. Darn! My radar detector must be broken again. 5. You better hurry up with that ticket. Dunkin' Donuts closes in 15 minutes. 4. You're not going to search my trunk are you? 3. How about you watch my friend Ben Franklin while I get my registration? 2. Sorry I was speeding officer, but your daughter said she had to be home by eleven. 1. Hey Barney! How are things in Mayberry? + Recommended Link of the day ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Should You Check Your Credit Report? Of course! We all check our credit card statements for inaccuracies and we should do the same for our credit history. Click here now to check yours FOR FREE at ConsumerInfo.Com! http://by.advertising.com/1/c/58526/23199/80068/80068 AOL users click here + Sex Joke ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time." The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times." + Dirty Dirty Joke ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ [From www.theonion.com, a satirical newspaper] NEWSFLASH: "Jenna Bush's federally protected wetlands now open for public drilling" +=- Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ To unsubscribe:jokeemail@remove.postmastergeneral.com Advertising inquiries:advertinfo@jokeemail.com Joke submissions:jokes@jokeemail.com Everything else:webmaster@jokeemail.com ___________________________________________________________ ==================================================== This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
