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| Welcome to JokeEmail.com's Joke Email ! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Friday 20th July, 200157,000 subscribers HAVE BETTER SEX! Do IT (and we all know what IT is :-) the natural way! Virility Plus is guaranteed to TURBO-BOOST your sex drive, dramatically INCREASE your staying power, and MAGNIFY your orgasms-or your money back! This breakthrough, all natural herbal sex enhancer is SAFE with NO SIDE EFFECTS! 100% money back guarantee! Please visit http://www.herbalsensations.com/cgi-bin/af/b.cgi/5927/ for full details. ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed either at the JokeEmail.com site, or through a SuperTAF Tell a Friend form. If you have subscribed in error, unsubscribe instructions are located the end of this Ezine. + The Starter - Here's..s..s. Tommy! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hey Folks! Had a great response to the funny pictures... I'm glad that you liked them and sent them on to your mates. Here are this weeks, please keep sending them on! ADULT: http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/vasectomy.htm CLEAN: http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/studentdilemma.htm Also, finally scanned in the photos of my wild week in Kavos, Greece from two weeks ago. If you're wondering what we got up to, the photos are online at: http://www.jokeemail.com/holiday2001/holiday.htm Have a great weekend, and after looking at this issue's funny pictures I'm sure it'll be good one! Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + Class Joke ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy". Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either." Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion." So the student replies, "Then I definitely sh*t my pants." + TOTALLY new Cartoons... ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ADULT: Cheap Vasectomy http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/vasectomy.htm AOL CLEAN: Serious Dilemma for College Students http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/studentdilemma.htm AOL + Improve your Love life! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Do IT (and we all know what IT is :-) the natural way! Virility Plus is guaranteed to TURBO-BOOST your sex drive, dramatically INCREASE your staying power, and MAGNIFY your orgasms-or your money back! This breakthrough, all natural herbal sex enhancer is SAFE with NO SIDE EFFECTS! 100% money back guarantee! Please visit http://www.herbalsensations.com/cgi-bin/af/b.cgi/5927/ for full details. + Sex Joke ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ A guy is walking down the street and enters a clock and watch shop. While looking around, he notices a drop dead gorgeous female clerk behind the counter. He walks up to the counter where she is standing, unzips his pants, and places his chopper on the counter. "What are you doing, Sir?", she asks. "This is a clock shop!!" He replied, "I know it is. And I would like 2 hands and a face put on THIS!!" +=- Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ To unsubscribe:jokeemail@remove.postmastergeneral.com Advertising inquiries:advertinfo@jokeemail.com Joke submissions:jokes@jokeemail.com Everything else:webmaster@jokeemail.com ___________________________________________________________ ==================================================== This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
