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| Welcome to JokeEmail.com's Joke Email ! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wednesday 18th July, 200157,000 subscribers Are You ABLE TO GRIN? You KNOW you can! Each Sunday receive 5 clean jokes, and some fun links to interesting sites for you to check out. Just send a blank mail addressed to: Able2Grin-subscribe@topica.com (You will get a note...return it to verify) ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed either at the JokeEmail.com site, or through a SuperTAF Tell a Friend form. If you have subscribed in error, unsubscribe instructions are located the end of this Ezine. + The Starter - Here's..s..s. Tommy! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hey Folks! Well, the site has been redesigned a bit. On the front page the Top 5 most popular jokes are listed, as well as the latest jokes, and the top 5 contests (including one to win a new Dodge Viper, and a Playstation 2). Also, I have finally got around to making my own funny picture pages for the site - so all the cartoons featured in Joke Email will now be HAND PICKED - obviously they'll be a lot funnier than they were! PLEASE, take a look at these cartoons, and FORWARD them to all your mates if you like them! This weeks: ADULT: http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/thankgod1.htm CLEAN: http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/puppie1.htm Till Friday.... Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + Relationship Joke ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ He was so in love with her that he offered her anything that she may desire. "All I want," she cooed, "is a solid gold Boy Scout knife." "But you can have anything in the world!", exclaimed the stunned suitor. "That's all I want." cooed the doll. When he brought her the solid gold Boy Scout knife, she beamed happily. "Are you sure that this is all that you want to make you happy?" inquired the still mystified suitor. "What are you going to do with it?" She opened a hope chest to put the knife inside, thereby revealing hundreds of similar gold Boy Scout knives. "But....but...WHY?" stammered the confused man. "Well," she explained, "right now I'm very young and beautiful and everybody wants me. But when I grow old, and not so attractive and desireable...can you imagine what a Boy Scout will do for one of these knives?" + TOTALLY new Cartoons... ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ADULT: Thank God you're still alive! http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/thankgod1.htm AOL CLEAN: This Puppie is in serious trouble! http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/puppie1.htm AOL + GOD, you are UGLY... ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Attention, internet users: the Funny Looking Net People Gallery is now accepting visitors to its collection of strange and scary pictures of people online. It's amazing! Bewildering! Gross! And it's free! Visit today: http://funnylooking.monsterserve.com + Sick Joke ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ A boy says to his dad: "how old do you think I am today?" Dad: "I dont know" Boy: "Eleven" He then goes into the next room and says to his Grandma: " Guess how old I am?" His grandma puts her hand down his trousers and fondles with his genitals. After a few minutes she says: "Eleven" Boy: " How did you know" Grandma: "I heard you tell your father" +=- Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ To unsubscribe:jokeemail@remove.postmastergeneral.com Advertising inquiries:advertinfo@jokeemail.com Joke submissions:jokes@jokeemail.com Everything else:webmaster@jokeemail.com ___________________________________________________________ ==================================================== This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
