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| Welcome to JokeEmail.com's Joke Email ! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Monday 16th July, 200157,000 subscribers Improve your nightlife with 5¢/min state-to-state calling—all night, every night. Click to sign up for Sprint today! http://www.jokeemail.com/FREE/phoneoffer.htm AOL users click here ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed either at the JokeEmail.com site, or through a SuperTAF Tell a Friend form. If you have subscribed in error, unsubscribe instructions are located the end of this Ezine. + The Starter - Here's..s..s. Tommy! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hey Folks! Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + Bathroom Joke ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Gary and Martin were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory, when Gary glanced over and noticed that Martin's penis was twisted like a corkscrew. "Wow," Gary said. "I've never seen one like that before." "Like what?" Martin said. "All twisted like a pig's tail," Gary said. "Well, what's yours like?" Martin said. "Straight, like normal," Gary said. "I thought mine was normal until I saw yours," Martin said. Gary finished what he was doing and started to give his old boy a shakedown prior to putting it back in his pants. "What did you do that for?" Martin said. "Shaking off the excess drops," Gary said. "Like normal." "&%$#@ !," Martin said. "And all these years I've been wringing it." + Improve your NIGHTLIFE! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Improve your nightlife with 5¢/min state-to-state calling—all night, every night. Click to sign up for Sprint today! http://www.jokeemail.com/FREE/phoneoffer.htm AOL users click here + Today's Funny Picture: Marriage eh? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The Nagging Doesn't End when you die! http://dailymegajoke.com/toons.php?00050864 AOL + Sexist Joke ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The following pseudomathematical proof was posted to rec.games.board: On Tue, 26 Jun 2001, Joe Brennan wrote: > What about this: > > We know that women like two things, your time and your money > Therefore > women = time x money > now time equals money, so > women = money x money > Money is the root of all evil, so > money = square root of evil > By squaring both sides of the equation, > money squared = evil > Now go back to the equation > women = money x money > See where I'm headed? > women = money squared = evil A problem with this "proof" occurred to me immediately: Since evil is negative, the square root of evil must be imaginary, which would mean that money is imaginary, and therefore, by definition, so is time. Then I realized that, in my life at least, that's pretty much true. -from Anon + Brand NEW Clean Cartoons ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The Jailhouse Rock! http://dailymegajoke.com/toons.php?00050865 AOL Aliens Speak the Truth... http://dailymegajoke.com/toons.php?00050866 AOL Santa doesn't like YOU! http://dailymegajoke.com/toons.php?00050867 AOL +=- Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ To unsubscribe:jokeemail@remove.postmastergeneral.com Advertising inquiries:advertinfo@jokeemail.com Joke submissions:jokes@jokeemail.com Everything else:webmaster@jokeemail.com ___________________________________________________________ ==================================================== This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
