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| Welcome to JokeEmail.com's Joke Email ! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Friday 13th July, 200157,500 subscribers ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed either at the JokeEmail.com site, or through a SuperTAF Tell a Friend form. If you have subscribed in error, unsubscribe instructions are located the end of this Ezine. + The Starter - Here's..s..s. Tommy! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hey Folks! Just a short intro today as I'm in rush to get out to start partying the weekend away! Hope you have a good one too.... Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ + Animal Joke ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years and tells the priest he's been having sexual intercourse with a pig ever since his wife died. The priest asks him if he intends to continue doing it and whether the pig is a male or female. "No! I'm not doing it anymore!" says the farmer. "And the pig is a female, of course. What the hell do you think I am -- a goddam queer?" + Today's Funny Picture: BINGO! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Bingo for Florida residents http://uGRIN.com/?118-414 + Drinking Jokes ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ My Uncle Joe was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the stand and asked the jurors to look carefully at his client. "Now, ladies and gentleman of the jury," concluded the lawyer, "you've looked carefully at the defendant. Can you sit there in the jury and honestly believe that if my client had a quart of whiskey he would sell it?" He was acquitted. + Brand NEW Clean Cartoons ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Drive me Crazy...http://uGRIN.com/?118-404 Men at Work....http://uGRIN.com/?118-405 See no Evil....http://uGRIN.com/?118-388 +=- Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ To unsubscribe:jokeemail@remove.postmastergeneral.com Advertising inquiries:advertinfo@jokeemail.com Joke submissions:jokes@jokeemail.com Everything else:webmaster@jokeemail.com ___________________________________________________________ ==================================================== This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
